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Oh, Skyrim, Skyrim

 

Anticipation Sucks B***s

 

Come Out Already

 

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New Vegas, Super

 

Very Gory and Awesome

 

LASER TO THE FACE!

 

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Oblivion's Charm

 

So Vast, Wonderful, Awesome

 

Then You Start To Mod...

 

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Hello There Brahmin!

 

Don't You Look Rather Tasty...

 

*BANG* Om nom nom nom

 

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Modifications,

 

Well They Can Be Very Good,

 

Unless You are 6...

 

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If You're Very Young

 

Then Don't Download Mods, Okay?

 

It Could Scar You Bad...

Edited by Lwgh12
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First there was the text:

In the great Collosal Cave

Eaten by a grue.

 

Then on a PC

I would crawl through dungeons dark

Hunting Diablo.

 

Amd the 3D Worlds

Played Ultima Underworld

Caverns in the ice.

 

Finally a world

Or a part, called Morrowind

Lose myself for days.

 

Then Oblivion

Pretty girls - HGEC

Cup size? Double-D!

Edited by MarkInMKUK
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