kvnchrist Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slidesoff first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He thenhunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says anobviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroomd'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy toa tractor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansutton91 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 As someone who lives in the South and someone who lives in an area with a lot of rednecks, I can safely say...they're not stupid. Not stupid at all. Too bad the fact that they like football, good food, and have strongs accents automatically makes them stupid. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan3345 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 As someone who lives in the South and someone who lives in an area with a lot of rednecks, I can safely say...they're not stupid. Not stupid at all. Too bad the fact that they like football, good food, and have strongs accents automatically makes them stupid. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gifthis times a thousand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnchrist Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dude. It's a joke, Ok. Nothing serious, just a joke. My brother married into a family from Arkansas. I'm from Kansas and my daughter lives in San Antonio, Tx. I like jokes. I see one every time I look at my paycheck stub. Nothing I do or post is something meant to be demeaning or derogatory, unless someone pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan3345 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 No harm done, I did think it was funny. Just sometimes these stereotypes get to me. Can see you meant nothing by it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonger Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 My brother married into a family from Arkansas. I'm from Kansas and my daughter lives inMust not reply Must Not reply Must Not Reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnchrist Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 My brother married into a family from Arkansas. I'm from Kansas and my daughter lives inMust not reply Must Not reply Must Not Reply Got something to say, say it. Just be prepared for an appropriate response. Let's not, m'kay? - Vagrant0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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