What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

[krimzin]

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Well? Would you shave your head? Maybe run a mile in a chicken suit? Would you, ya know... Kill someone?

The rules are simple, post what you would do for a klondike bar, the more original and insane your response, the more points it's worth.

(Note: the points are completely and utterly worthless, this game is meant for those who are bored, lonely, and/or hungry for a Klondike bar)

[Flintlockecole]

Id throw Sheogorath into a lake of bad milk.

[Kimberlee]

I would shoot extra terrestrials in their heds with a Lay ZOr for a klondike bar. Actually to be honest, Ill do it for free. Edited September 28, 2011 by Kimberlee

[Quetzlsacatanango]

Buy one.

[DeathWarrior]

I'm DeathWarrior, that alone grants me the right to have a Klondike bar whenever I want one. But if I were to do something for one it would be to play Oblivion and Fallout 3 as a monk (using only my bare hands as weapons and wearing only clothing, no magic either). Edited September 28, 2011 by DeathWarrior

[Thor.]

Hummm Drumsticks for everybody.:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :biggrin:

 

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Edited September 28, 2011 by Thor.

[Delikatessen]

I would get a mosaic of my Oblivion/Fallout 3/New Vegas characters tattooed on my back. Or a Japanese swear word. It would be funny because nobody around here speaks Japanese.

I might kill someone. I might even listen to myself singing for an hour.

 

Actually, you know what? What wouldn't I do for a Klondike bar?

[DeathWarrior]

Hummm Drumsticks for everybody.:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :biggrin:

 

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Forget the Klondike bar, I want this! Klondike bars may be good, but vanilla caramel drumsticks annihilate them.

For a vanilla caramel drumstick, I'd make the Adoring Fan a permanent, essential (unkillable) companion.

Edited September 28, 2011 by DeathWarrior

[Vindekarr]

I'd fill a doll with strawberry jam and throw it into highway traffic for a klondike bar.

[krimzin]

I would cry myself to sleep for a klondike bar...