scarhunter92 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 We must reach 500. I have seen this in other forums and they reached more than 700!!! And it´s very fun. I´ll start: 1-People in Cyrodiil is born as adult.2-You can kill an uber-armored opponent by punching him to death.3-You can´t slice food with your blades.4-There isn´t cows or milk in Cyrodiil.5-70% of normal people in Cyrodiil use magic. Guards don´t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonlissla Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 6- In TES, glass is tougher than steel. 7- In Cyrodiil, Guards have pyschic (sp?) powers, so how can there still be theives if they can read other peoples minds? :wacko: 8- In Cyrodiil, you shoot first, ask questions later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untitled Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 9-shooting 20 or so arrows into someones head is quite amusing 10-mods really keep Oblivion going 11-you can play Oblivion for months 12-Skooma Addicts are entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Appropos of No.4 you ought to add that, despite there being no cattle there IS beef 13 - you can become Archmage at level 1 with no magical abilities whatsover 14 - there are several unreachable chests (Sancre Tor, Bellators Folly, Unmarked Cave etc.) 15 - M'aiq the Liar is a Bethesda apologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sypron Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 16 - There IS a god of madness. I was right! They said I was wrong but I showed them! *incohearent ramblings* 17 - The value of gold coins is more than their raw conterpart, in terms of value to weight ratio. 18 - Guards have been cross bread with rats. Both can smell you, and you're stollen possesions at 15 km. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarhunter92 Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 19-Adoring fan is the only teenager in Cyrodiil.20-When you were in jail, guards implanted you a microchip. That´s the cause they ALWAYS will know where you are. They use GPS to locate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoginToDownload Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 21: Cyrodiil has a large population of goths and unpious adventurers too poor/stupid to afford Mandrake Root. 22: Red = evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furrypriest Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 23: 46 murders = a two week prison sentence, or a fine.........and there are no other psychotic murderers in Cyrodiil?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarhunter92 Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 24-Attack Sheogorath if you want to see something beautiful before you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperesque Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 25: Cyrodil's gods and demons seem to get on fine.26: Paintbrushes are too cool for gravity.27: All of Cyrodil's guards have studied acupuncture. (How else could they paralyse you with their arrows so much?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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