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500 things you have learned in Oblivion


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86-Gold coins, once acquired are both formless and weighless. This makes them easy to carry but impossible to drop.

87-Striking an Amazon in the back of the head with a claymore and a full power stroke, will annoy her, but do very little damage. After she's annoyed, running away may not save you.

88-Argonians and Khajiit have human feet, allowing them to wear boots. This is completely contrary to Bethesda's own lore.

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90: Even if you save their life more than once and they say at first you're allowed in their house anytime they tell you to leave after a few seconds

 

91: 92% of Oblivion players play as female mystic elves with body replacers/body replacer clothing and asian-themed styles from Ren's Hairstyles (I'm part of the 8% that has a male nord with no body replacement related mods and Rens Hairstyle 16 (without blindfold/mask/bandage) to make him look germanic)

 

92: Bandits, Marauders, and the family in Chorrol are the only owners of dogs

 

93: The average non-redguard human looks like an albino black person with lips extending 2 inches away from the face (not meant to be a racist comment)

 

94: The average human is stricken by puberty even after their teenage years

 

95: Females can have a full beard

 

96: Goldish-colored wood (ebony) is stronger than metal armor and weapons

 

97: Glass looks like plastic

 

98: Nords sound more like people from Michigan/Wisconsin than Scandinavian or German, male redguards sound like black New Yorkers, imperials dont sound like people in the modern Mediterranian, orcs sound like nords

 

99: Prisons are empty

 

100: Guards will kill any law-breaking npc on sight, even if they just walk in the wrong place or steal a worthless item

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