scarhunter92 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 82-There will be ALWAYS a guard watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 82-There will be ALWAYS a guard watching you.83-...but he won't call you 'scum'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojiro Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 (Dunno if this has been said)Â 84 - you can't sleep or wait (like Chuck Norris) until the enemy that saw you half a mile ago is obliterated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarhunter92 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 85-30% of people in Cyrodiil hates you by no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prometheos Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 86-Gold coins, once acquired are both formless and weighless. This makes them easy to carry but impossible to drop.87-Striking an Amazon in the back of the head with a claymore and a full power stroke, will annoy her, but do very little damage. After she's annoyed, running away may not save you.88-Argonians and Khajiit have human feet, allowing them to wear boots. This is completely contrary to Bethesda's own lore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sypron Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 89. I heard someone say the saw goblins around here not long ago. Nasty creatures.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathWarrior Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 90: Even if you save their life more than once and they say at first you're allowed in their house anytime they tell you to leave after a few seconds 91: 92% of Oblivion players play as female mystic elves with body replacers/body replacer clothing and asian-themed styles from Ren's Hairstyles (I'm part of the 8% that has a male nord with no body replacement related mods and Rens Hairstyle 16 (without blindfold/mask/bandage) to make him look germanic) 92: Bandits, Marauders, and the family in Chorrol are the only owners of dogs 93: The average non-redguard human looks like an albino black person with lips extending 2 inches away from the face (not meant to be a racist comment) 94: The average human is stricken by puberty even after their teenage years 95: Females can have a full beard 96: Goldish-colored wood (ebony) is stronger than metal armor and weapons 97: Glass looks like plastic 98: Nords sound more like people from Michigan/Wisconsin than Scandinavian or German, male redguards sound like black New Yorkers, imperials dont sound like people in the modern Mediterranian, orcs sound like nords 99: Prisons are empty 100: Guards will kill any law-breaking npc on sight, even if they just walk in the wrong place or steal a worthless item Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sypron Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 101: 5 Gold is apparently a large fine, as it is some people's yearly income. That same person owns a house that would cost the player about 10,000 gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojiro Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 102 - most counts/countesses care only about themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koerant Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 103. Horse can run into walls at full speed and don't even flinch104. You can play for hours and not acomplish anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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