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Hi everyone. I'm not really "new" but I only just started to participate in the forums a few days ago. My name's Woogie, I've recently gotten out of the navy after 9 years, now I'm a full-time daddy/gamer. I like to use screenshots of Oblivion to make short comics, I have been told that some are actually funny. I really like the Nexus site and I hope I can be a helpful and productive member.

-Thank you

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Hi. Welcome to the place where cannibalistic, murderous sadists who like to argue come. I'm sure you're eager to get to the pain, but some reminders first:

 

I only eat human with barbecue sauce, and only the sweet stuff, not that spicy crap.

You're better off not arguing with me, or anybody else, for that matter. You'll die.

And of course, disregard all my self-centered posts about pain and misery. O, the joy!

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Jeese, Septim. Here you are, spreading more lies. Everyone knows humans are best raw! The barbecue sauce just hides the flavour.

 

Anyways, Woogie, ignore Septim; he doesn't know what he's talking about. Just between you and me, he's insane.

Welcome, and don't forget: raw is better!

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I alraedy told him to "disregard all my self-centered posts about pain and misery," which I would think includes the last one.

 

Wait, but if he disregarded it, then he would also disregard my recommendation to "disregard all my self-centered posts about pain and misery," so he'd actually have no obligation what so ever to disregard it, making him caught in an eternal loop.

 

Muahahahaha!

 

P.S. Barbecue!

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To Abramul, yes I was severely addicted to Morrowwind on the Xbox.

 

To The Terminator, I will try my best to adhere to the rules, and thank you for the fishystick.

 

Thank you both for the welcome.

"Severely addicted"? I would suggest you try Morrowind on PC with mods before using that description.

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