Laser Musket joke mod idea "Lazer Muskrat"

[uroborous]

So i had an idea for a joke mod while texting my friend about fallout 4 earlier today.

he has not yet played the game yet and i was griping to him about the lazer musket and how it is the most wasteful weapon of the wasteland in my opinion.

using 1 full fusion cell to fire just one shot.

well auto-correct had its grizly way with my text and changed musket to muskrat.

so long story short

 

i need someone to do this for me. please i beg you. i do not have the skill or the time or money to gain the skill and the stuff i would need to make this happen.

i want everyone to enjoy the glory that would be the lazer muskrat. basically a re skin of the laser musket and also set to use zero ammo.

to make it lore friendly it could be described in game as an odd but fortunate mutation of the wildlife. craftable at the chem station.

if it has to use ammo then the chem station could also be used to craft (for free) laser muskrat food pellets with zero weight.

the weapon itself would be the same thing as a fully upgraded 6 crank laser musket.

the tail could be used as the crank and the laser beam should come out of its eyes if possible, or mouth would also be good. and it would be gripped by its hind legs.

 

again if anyone can make this idea happen that would be wonderful and i would thank you forever. i would want to also have this shared with xbox one and ps4 because nobody should be left out of this one. everyone should be able to enjoy it.

 

regards

uroborous

aka: some random yahoo with a bad idea.