frakle Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) http://i44.tinypic.com/35l7rld.pngI'm making a character who is an Orc named Sir Buttkicker III, who dual wields axes, wears heavy armor, blacksmithes, and has 12 elven wives because he is just that good. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistressesAnd Sir Buttkicker III (we'll call him sb3 from now on) also was born in Chuck Norris Land, and was arrested for making children cry because he is so awesome when he walked by they couldn't help themselves. The guards thought he was a magic cry-wizard (cry spells are highly illegal in Skyrim) so he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. True Story This is going to be my first Skyrim character. I made a little picture for your viewing pleasure Edited November 3, 2011 by frakle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennn Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 You mean he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frakle Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 You mean he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistresses.'yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilllamas Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 What would happen if he met Bruce Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El`derina Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ............. I don't know rather to take pity on the character, or the designer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gahnzz Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I am without words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithildin Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Fabulous back story, except for one detail ... *raises skeptical Elven eyebrow* :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frakle Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 ............. I don't know rather to take pity on the character, or the designer... both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frakle Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) What would happen if he met Bruce Lee? http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x4232789/earth_exploding_700-00150521.jpg Edited November 3, 2011 by frakle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadin Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 If this is not an official character backstory, Sb3 will manifest at Betheseda HQ and drown the lead devs in TEARS OF AWESOMENESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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