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frakle

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I'm making a character who is an Orc named Sir Buttkicker III, who dual wields axes, wears heavy armor, blacksmithes, and has 12 elven wives because he is just that good. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistresses

And Sir Buttkicker III (we'll call him sb3 from now on) also was born in Chuck Norris Land, and was arrested for making children cry because he is so awesome when he walked by they couldn't help themselves. The guards thought he was a magic cry-wizard (cry spells are highly illegal in Skyrim) so he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. True Story

 

This is going to be my first Skyrim character. I made a little picture for your viewing pleasure

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You mean he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistresses.
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You mean he knocked himself out with a shovel. the guards tried, but failed. Sb3 took pity on the poor guards and knocked himself out. That's how compassionate he is. Plus, he once beat Chuck Norris in a drinking contest, which is where he won those 12 elven mistresses.

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