Sterne Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Guard: Why are you in Skyrim... Orcanth? Shamoo: Squeet... click click Imperial Woman: Off with... its head! Guard: Sorry about that, we will make sure your body is deliver back to Sea World... *dragon rumbles in the background* What was that? *dragon rumbles in the background again* Imperial woman: Off with its head!! Headsman: But ma'am, I cant get any leverage from down here, its too big! Imperial woman: Then jump off the tower! *dragon lands heavily on the tower at the same time the headsman arrives only to get squished* Dragon: I SMELL SUSHI!!! Shamoo: SQUEEEEEEEEET!!! L M A O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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