AI is so stupid

[GoodfellowGoodspring]

Massacre all of Riverwood, corpses line the streets, even the dog lies blood stained against a wooden fence.

 

- The two children walk around like nothings happened even though they are orphans.

- NPCs inside buildings oblivious to the carnage outside and dont think of looking outside to see what all the noise was.

 

& ALL NPCs pick up their pitchforks for the fatherland to defend their village instead of doing what any normal person would do AND FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES to the next village.

 

AI like this will never make me truly happy while playing a RPG :(

[elvinkun]

Quite often when I stand in a place where NPCs walk, they come to me, walkt 2-3 circles around me and then continue in their path.

 

And I agree that burning NPCs or those with arrows all over their body saying " I though I heard something" are rather funny.

Edited November 15, 2011 by elvinkun

[Scorpio9]

AI is simply STUPID!!!

 

Example:

- I see a dragon (who wants to kill me)

- for no apparent reason there's a bunch of soldiers near by, just walking around (aprox. 5 of them, jacking off in nature of Skyrim)

- dragon attacks ME!

- I attack dragon

- s*** happens, life isn't fair and this is where all goes wrong

- jackoffs attack dragon <- they should run for their lives or atleast some of them, not all of humans are brave/crazy enough to put their lives on the line!

- I use destruction spell and of course one of stupid jackoffs gets burned (the one in front of fricken dragons mouth)

- other jackoffs start attacking me

Hello there is dragon!!!!!!!!!! spitting fire on you!!!!!!!!! and all of them decide that I'm bigger threat to their existence.

WTF?

 

I killed them all.

The End

[Evilllamas]

shoot a troll.... it hides behind a rock... i simply shoot away, troll stays put!

This is how i'v won most hard battles.