Lachdonin Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eat whatever is on hand at the time. Sometimes cooked, sometimes not. When you're in the wilderness with only what you can carry, you don't have time to worry about taste. When in town theres only one 'taste' i'm interested in, and thats the local barmaids. Or, if i'm in Solitude, my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilslay3r5 Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eat whatever is on hand at the time. Sometimes cooked, sometimes not. When you're in the wilderness with only what you can carry, you don't have time to worry about taste. When in town theres only one 'taste' i'm interested in, and thats the local barmaids. Or, if i'm in Solitude, my wife. Typical brute of Skyrim. Fitting that you should serve the Empire on the frontlines. While you're out in the wilderness, I'm relaxing in my manor with your wife in my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youroblivionman Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eat whatever is on hand at the time. Sometimes cooked, sometimes not. When you're in the wilderness with only what you can carry, you don't have time to worry about taste. When in town theres only one 'taste' i'm interested in, and thats the local barmaids. Or, if i'm in Solitude, my wife. Typical brute of Skyrim. Fitting that you should serve the Empire on the frontlines. While you're out in the wilderness, I'm relaxing in my manor with your wife in my lap.That sounds wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lachdonin Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eat whatever is on hand at the time. Sometimes cooked, sometimes not. When you're in the wilderness with only what you can carry, you don't have time to worry about taste. When in town theres only one 'taste' i'm interested in, and thats the local barmaids. Or, if i'm in Solitude, my wife. Typical brute of Skyrim. Fitting that you should serve the Empire on the frontlines. While you're out in the wilderness, I'm relaxing in my manor with your wife in my lap. Careful you don't doze off, lest you find my wifes knife in your back. Gotta keep those Dunmeri women under close watch you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilslay3r5 Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 I eat whatever is on hand at the time. Sometimes cooked, sometimes not. When you're in the wilderness with only what you can carry, you don't have time to worry about taste. When in town theres only one 'taste' i'm interested in, and thats the local barmaids. Or, if i'm in Solitude, my wife. Typical brute of Skyrim. Fitting that you should serve the Empire on the frontlines. While you're out in the wilderness, I'm relaxing in my manor with your wife in my lap. Careful you don't doze off, lest you find my wifes knife in your back. Gotta keep those Dunmeri women under close watch you know. Yes, you can never trust an elf. Don't you worry, however, your wife is addicted to my..."imperial prowess and endurance". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lachdonin Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) She can be addicted to whatever she wants, so long as she knows who gets all the silver she steals *but this back and foth could go on forever, and is distracting from the topic at hand. Edited November 28, 2011 by Lachdonin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilslay3r5 Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 She can be addicted to whatever she wants, so long as she knows who gets all the silver she steals So that's where my silverware has been disappearing to. Damn Dunmer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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