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Marcus Wolfe

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"Hey, would I need a library card to check you out?"

 

That is the pickup line I used, with no majorly violent reactions, on several girls today at my high school.

 

Tomorrow, I will bring my library card, show it to those same girls, ask if I can check them out now and see what their reactions are.

 

Do we have any Predictions?

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Well, I hope it works. When I said I spent a lot of time around girls, I wasn't kidding. I think I have spent more time with girls who are my friends than with guys who are my friends. Joking puts them at ease, and they tend to like you more. Of course, all the girls I spent time around were straight-A+ students with great reputations. I obviously couldn't predict what will happen with you, even if I attended the same school as you and knew the girls very well. Oh well, I suppose I'll stop my pointless raving and just say a heartfelt "Good Luck!".
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Let me take a wild guess and say that it probably would raise a few eyebrows, and most likely someone will say that "You need help.", or "OK...", or "Are you, like, retarded?". Trust me, that kind or behaviour will obviously weird quite a few people out (even posting this topic gets me thinking "Are you OK, Marcus?" :confused: )
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Let me take a wild guess and say that it probably would raise a few eyebrows, and most likely someone will say that "You need help.", or "OK...", or "Are you, like, retarded?". Trust me, that kind or behaviour will obviously weird quite a few people out (even posting this topic gets me thinking "Are you OK, Marcus?" :confused: )

 

Perhaps him giving us some more info about himself will get us more pozitive thoughts. :closedeyes:

Anyways, I dont see the point of this topic, the charming thing is about being a total Cassanova, or a complete nerd with a heli-cap, pocket protector, biiiig black-rimmed glasses and a striped-tshirt and a 5 dollar watch. Depends wether he has the charms, and looks.

 

For example, girls like it when a boy is bullying her, and another comes up to him, and he gets punched, that will show some bravery, and cuteness ( if you brush your teeth xD)

 

On the other hand, If you're going to blow your nose with a 2 year handkerchief in front of her, and drool on the roses you give her, you will be a total loser. *rofl

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it's doomed to fail mate, a much better option is-

 

" I want to rip you apart and eat you like a hot chook" (insert bbq chicken)

 

A female friend of mine actually went home with a guy who said this a few years ago because she was so impressed that he could walk up to a cute girl and say it.

 

It helped that he didn't take himself to seriously and was able to laugh when she threw a drink at him for saying it (maybe i should have left that bit out... :whistling: )

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