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*Brings out the quill*

 

"The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?"

 

Long live the Thalmor :3

Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil:

 

edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil:

 

How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]

Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling:

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*Brings out the quill*

 

"The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?"

 

Long live the Thalmor :3

Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil:

 

edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil:

 

How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]

Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling:

 

I imagine you're strapped to Lydia's back now.

You just know, before you find any of us,

Lydia will step on a pressure pad, and the spiked

gate will impale you both like a kebab!

:psyduck:

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*Brings out the quill*

 

"The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?"

 

Long live the Thalmor :3

Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil:

 

edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil:

 

How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]

 

Scalp-Govey-Viik!

 

Scalp, Remove, Defeat. :thumbsup:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It can't be!

I'll just have to keep killing everyone of them I see. Forget an arrow in the knee, they will all be decapitated, muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

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*Brings out the quill*

 

"The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?"

 

Long live the Thalmor :3

Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil:

 

edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil:

 

How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]

Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling:

 

I imagine you're strapped to Lydia's back now.

You just know, before you find any of us,

Lydia will step on a pressure pad, and the spiked

gate will impale you both like a kebab!

:psyduck:

I will cut her leggs off before that happens!

Dang i should go kill something, getting fanatical with all this cutting of limbs. :pirate:

 

*Brings out the quill*

 

"The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?"

 

Long live the Thalmor :3

Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil:

 

edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil:

 

How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]

 

Scalp-Govey-Viik!

 

Scalp, Remove, Defeat. :thumbsup:

This !...the scalp shout will solve all our problems.

Also the Giant shout wouldnt be bad...FUS-RO-FLY!

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I used to be an adventurer like you:

 

 

I made my campfire in the shade of a big old tree

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

I went into the bushes, so I could take a pee

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

I climbed the hills and mountains to see what I could see

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

I picked the lock on a chest because I didn't have the key

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

I helped my good friend Ulfric become king by royal decree

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

I killed that Alduin feller so Skyrim could be dragon free

Damn, took an arrow to the knee

 

Oh to Talos with it, I'm off back to Cyrodiil I say

Oh heck, I saw a mudcrab the other day !!!!

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