Dobsv2 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 funniest thing I've ever heard an npc say was "the blades? they're bastards who work for that dip of an emporer" and of course i'm in the blades lol :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philosopher101 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 The funniest thing I've ever heard in Morrowind was a Wood Elf saying, "Now where is that Bar-Wench? I have an urge I need to get rid of..." I just about died laughing! ;D Morrowind seems to be for more mature audiences, compared to Oblivion... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raccoonleaf Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 " Hey, I found a piece of cheese. Who's piece of cheese is this?" -A classic."Do I have a chunk of bear in my teeth?" -I forget who said that, but I remember it."Some people are born dumb, like me for instance." -A nord said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockOs Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 We're watching you... Scum. -Ordinators. It's how they pause before saying Scum and their general matter of fact tone that makes me crack up. Also, 'I'm not amused.' Makes me crack up as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubiana Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 "Have you ever seen a massive Nord Warrior accidentally hit himself in the face with his own warhammer in the haze of a battle?I haven't, but I really hope I will someday..." :D (Julan, Ashlander Companion - Best CompanionMod ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walmarteater Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 "where that slave?... here not long ago..." heard from kajhiit and argonian alike, who tend to be slaves a lot in morrowind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworld Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 The usual "We're watching you... Scum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halororor Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "You nwah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brasher Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I loved walking through crowds while I was a vampire. "Eeakk!" An Argonion: "Hissssss!" "Curse you vampire!" "You aren't going to kill me are you?" "Oh no. A vampire!" And then some stupid old Dunmer lady would attack me with her kitchen knife instead of calling a guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief0 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 funniest thing i have heard and NPC say is i will rape your corpse don't worry i will be gentel gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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