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[robhartman9]

Threats against the PC do seem pretty ridiculous. Some raider or other low life trying to intimidate a guy who hunts deathclaws with a combat knife for sport.

 

"Listen up dumbass. I just returned a pristine deathclaw egg to its mother because I was worried I killed too many of them and don't want to wipe them out entirely. No shortage of raider gangs kapeesh."

 

 

MacCready acting like he's all that.

 

"All you have to do is open one door. Other than that just stay the hell out of my way."

[TheSpaceShuttleChallenger]

In defense of threats against the player character, you were just another frozen body in a vault just a few months ago, so it's pretty likely that gunners and raiders don't know who they're talking to. I mean it's not like they could read about you in the newspaper or anything.

 

 

Danse: [has a bizarre form of verbal Tourettes resulting in unsolicited speeches about the glory of the Brotherhood]
Maxon: [Tries to have Danse killed.]
Danse: [Offers to kill himself just to be extra super helpful.] [Thirty seconds later decides he's a real person with human rights because I said so.]

Entire Squad of Brotherhood Soldiers: [Gives their lives trying to murder a perfectly harmless, adorable little Danse.]
Danse: [Gushes about the valour of aforementioned Brotherhood Soldiers.]

 

Me: I just need to get something sorted out, because I'm a little unsure: You've been like this for as long as anybody's known you... and nobody suspected for a moment that you were a robot devoid of free will?

 

 

 

 

MacCready: [Stands around with his hands down his pants while I fight off the raiders by myself.] Chalk up another kill for me!

Me: Why, did you step on a bug?

 

MacCready: I promised my son I'd clean up my act... be a better person.

Me: ...And Duncan will be pleased to know that you haven't killed a man since.

Edited October 14, 2016 by TheSpaceShuttleChallenger

[robhartman9]

LOL that reminds me of a scene from the tv show Firefly

 

 

Mal: So— I hear you all took up arms in that little piece of action back there. How you farin' with that, Doctor? Simon: I don't know. I, uh, I never— never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone… yet.

[TheGadget1945]

In defense of threats against the player character, you were just another frozen body in a vault just a few months ago, so it's pretty likely that gunners and raiders don't know who they're talking to. I mean it's not like they could read about you in the newspaper or anything.

 

 

Danse: [has a bizarre form of verbal Tourettes resulting in unsolicited speeches about the glory of the Brotherhood]

Maxon: [Tries to have Danse killed.]

Danse: [Offers to kill himself just to be extra super helpful.] [Thirty seconds later decides he's a real person with human rights because I said so.]

Entire Squad of Brotherhood Soldiers: [Gives their lives trying to murder a perfectly harmless, adorable little Danse.]

Danse: [Gushes about the valour of aforementioned Brotherhood Soldiers.]

 

Me: I just need to get something sorted out, because I'm a little unsure: You've been like this for as long as anybody's known you... and nobody suspected for a moment that you were a robot devoid of free will?

 

 

 

 

MacCready: [Stands around with his hands down his pants while I fight off the raiders by myself.] Chalk up another kill for me!

Me: Why, did you step on a bug?

 

MacCready: I promised my son I'd clean up my act... be a better person.

Me: ...And Duncan will be pleased to know that you haven't killed a man since.

 

Danse - after he has been exposed as a Synth and I have spared him - to Curie when I take him on as a Companion "you might want to donate YOUR body to science".

 

Me "speechless".

[Moraelin]

And that is, in case you were wondering, why I'm shooting Danse in the head every single time in Blind Betrayal.

[TheSpaceShuttleChallenger]

I can't shoot Danse because he's an adorable retarded puppy but I can't keep him after Blind Betrayal because his dialogue is too broken but I can't abandon him in a deserted bunker because he's an adorable retarded puppy.

 

Thank god there's this mod and thank god I'm gay enough to use it:
http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/14396/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Ffallout4%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D14396%26preview%3D&pUp=1

[charwo]

That idiot running the Pillars of the Community:

 

Give us all your possessions and no one gets hurt.

-I'm in power armor, I can literally beat all of you to death with my bare hands

 

The Cabots:

We're 400 years old.

-What the f*#@ have you been doing with your lives?! House was rich and built an army of Securitrons so he could rule Nevada after the apocalypse, what the hell were you doing?! Show some ambition man! You're a f*#@ing scientist! What have you worked on? Did you make a single discovery before the apocalypse that didn't involve ancient cities magically buried in the ass end of nowhere? And f*#@ you! That serum cures radiation sickness; you could have kept a LOT of people from dying in 2077, 78. f*#@ you you selfish jackoffs, I'm releasing your dad!

 

And Preston, dear God Preston:

-I'm tired of babysitting these settlements. I want 20 guys to build cross. From now on, we're crucifying our enemies. Gunners, Raiders, Supermutants, I don't give a s#*!, they';re going up on a cross! And bandit chiefs: we're gonna do what the Persians did: strap em down make'em eat honey and milk until they s#*! themselves and flies come and eat them alive. I'm through being nice and surgical, I'm going to go Timurlane on this shitheads.

[Moraelin]

I can't shoot Danse because he's an adorable retarded puppy but I can't keep him after Blind Betrayal because his dialogue is too broken but I can't abandon him in a deserted bunker because he's an adorable retarded puppy.

 

Thank god there's this mod and thank god I'm gay enough to use it:

http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/14396/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Ffallout4%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D14396%26preview%3D&pUp=1

Yes, well, a bigotted retarded puppy who makes whole speeches in favour of genocide and being proud of it, and who still remains proudly bigotted and genocidal even after learning he's one of the people he hates. It's like some particularly militant klansman being overtly all for a good lynching like in the good old days, learning that he's part black and part jewish, and still being all for a good lynching.

 

Well, I have no qualms with serving him some of his own medicine, is all I'm saying.

[TheGadget1945]

"You should know people are complaining about the bed situation"

Me "WTF ? There are 20 beds here for 10 people and most of them are doube beds ! Are they too soft ?"

[charwo]

 

I can't shoot Danse because he's an adorable retarded puppy but I can't keep him after Blind Betrayal because his dialogue is too broken but I can't abandon him in a deserted bunker because he's an adorable retarded puppy.

 

Thank god there's this mod and thank god I'm gay enough to use it:

http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/14396/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Ffallout4%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D14396%26preview%3D&pUp=1

Yes, well, a bigotted retarded puppy who makes whole speeches in favour of genocide and being proud of it, and who still remains proudly bigotted and genocidal even after learning he's one of the people he hates. It's like some particularly militant klansman being overtly all for a good lynching like in the good old days, learning that he's part black and part jewish, and still being all for a good lynching.

 

Well, I have no qualms with serving him some of his own medicine, is all I'm saying.

 

 

Don't give Bethesda credit for making an Uncle Ruckus like Boomerang Bigot. That would imply that depth, that Bethesda's writers were in any way competent. It's not, so I just stopped hearing those things after Blind Betrayal.