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Funny things uve seen in morrowind


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One time, just for the fun of it, when I was using Wakim's game improvements mods, I decided to use a bunch of damage-strength spells on Eydis Fire-Eye (to hold her in place with a strength and encumbrance of 0) followed by several disintegrate armor and weapons spells (to strip her nude and leave her no choice but to punch me) and...well it just seemed rather funny to me to watch her throwing her fists towards and blabbing on while I was standing 10 feet away just watching :D

 

Did anybody try to do that with town Redoran or Hlaalu guards?? Im not sure if they wear clothing underneath the bonemold but it would be rather funny to use those spell combinations and make a full, widened circle of naked unarmed guards surrounding you :D

 

And yes my attitude towards the humor of this is one more reason why I should never get a girlfriend.

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I just finished a beta for my Ring of power plugin (nothin to do with lotr) but I hadn't made the quest to get it yet i just placed it near my character. Well I used it and it does like 100% chameleon and 100% sanctuary and +500 attack (I know that it will be unbalanced if you get the ring but the quest to get it will be apsolute hell. anyway i went on a killing spree and attacked this female orc who started punching the air somewhere.

Before I finished the job I let her say a few catch phrases and these wre the ones;

 

SnowMan! and then This is to powerful for me

sorda funny

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for some reason, ever since updating my radeon drivers, the game resets the computer every second time i try to play it, could be the virtual memory or something :(

 

anyway, ever since being able to play bloodmoon again, things have been more fun.

 

for example

 

i was walking around fort frostmorth, admiring the amount of guards that prefer to stay outside where theres cold than inside with the heat, ironically...they whinge about it!

 

but

 

when theres a wave of wolves attacking the fort, i normally hear them say "oh not again!", instead, i heard about 10 men speaking in a womens voice "oh not again" or something like that, it was pretty funny...at the moment

 

and

 

on one of my frequent journeys for some snow bear pelts, the game froze for a few seconds, them went back to normal, except the trees....they suddenly turned upsidown on me, not to mention everyone walking backwards again!...moonwalking if you will.

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:nazgul: sorry i'm new to this. Ken. the uh, orc samurai? pleased to meet you all.

the funniest thing i've seen was:

i don't know how it happened, but i placed an NPC in the game, and i wanted to kill him, but all of these dunmers attacked me. when i looted their bodies, their groins were midding! :blink: :lol:

 

EDIT it was freakish

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Ze woyrzt thing I have ever seen must be this one time, in Dagoth Ur, I saw him (without his fire shield thingy around him) literally jump into the lava from the bridge! Just before Lorkhan colapsed. God that was so wierd, It was kinda funny to think that Dagoth Ur himself committed suicide! :lol:
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he actually never dies, hes alive in the lava, which is why when you kill the heart he does the "no! what are you doing" stuff, probably explains his immunity to fire....hes a god though.

 

another golden one happened to me recently.

 

i made a small island, made lots of puddles and ponds in it, to show off the pixel shaders, it was a beauty, but i just remembered about the pond in the center, it went all the way down, so i jumped in, and guess what!, the computer restarts :huh:

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