agno Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So theres a guy in his middle age, looking for excitement to break the day to dayroutine, so he signs up to do some skydiving. He finds himself jumping out of the plane as planned but pull and pull as he mightthe cord wont release the chute.... Panicking now he sees the Newfie flying up from the ground to meet him, andas they pass in desperation he screams "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?" "NO!" the Newfie replies, "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BAR-B-Q's??" Both died spectacularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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