kungfubellydancer Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 By the way, rob_b, don't bash ninja too hard, he's only replying here because he's got a crush on me! He's still convinced that I'm not real, but as precaution I've hired a body guard for my husband, and told him to look out for any ninja assassination attempts :ninja: Don't want my husband to "accidentally" wind up with a sheriken in his chest, now do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 By the way, rob_b, don't bash ninja too hard, he's only replying here because he's got a crush on me! He's still convinced that I'm not real, but as precaution I've hired a body guard for my husband, and told him to look out for any ninja assassination attempts :ninja: Don't want my husband to "accidentally" wind up with a sheriken in his chest, now do we?Haha yeah - ninja are quite sneaky; in fact, I always see a anonymous member lurking around here, perhaps it's our friend, hmm? Anyway, I shall stand watch for you, like your own personal bodyguard here on the Nex - of course, you probably can take care of yourself, right? I'm not too worried about myself tho - I'm like a cat, and I ALWAYS land on my feet ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Oh gosh, I just realized; did you know my husband's nickname is Samurai? That makes him and ninjalord sworn enemies! Maybe we can schedule a duel, and the winner gets to take home me, as their bride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Oh gosh, I just realized; did you know my husband's nickname is Samurai? That makes him and ninjalord sworn enemies! Maybe we can schedule a duel, and the winner gets to take home me, as their bride!Obviously your hubby would win - samurai are masters of katana and the art of war. But ninja are highly trained in stealth and deception, so this looks like a tough call... :unsure: Let's just call the fight a draw, and declare the winner as me! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 But you've already got a girl! Anyway I'm planning on keeping my Samurai warrior for as long as possible (as long as his chainmail doesn't fail him). And I hope his kid gets to see his daddy before this legendary duel, so we'll hold off for a while, for the sake of the baby. But if the samurai submits to hara-kiri in the event of his failure then my kid will avenge his daddy, and my entire family will forever be at war with ninja-lord! Sounds like a plot to a gory 1970's samurai film, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Don't post if you don't know what the subject matter is about, esp if you know full well that people are gonna kick your butt for it afterwards :PNot knowing the words doesn't mean I can't not hear them said. Also, I do know frag, but I never hear it said, anyways. ...in fact, I always see a anonymous member lurking around here, perhaps it's our friend, hmm?I've seen three or four anonymous members. @ This whole thing with me versus kunfu's husband: No offense, but are you two high? :P I don't "have a crush," and the me not believing you're real is just a joke. Things are not right when I'm the voice of reason... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Hey, don't get offended, we were only joking! We know you're young and all but surely you have a sense of humor under all that black fabric? :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I'm not offended. What do you think " :P " means? I have a big tongue that can't fit in my mouth? ;D PS. " ;D " also means I'm joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I'm not offended. What do you think " :P " means? I have a big tongue that can't fit in my mouth? ;D PS. " ;D " also means I'm joking.How dare you! >:( We weren't joking you swit! THE N'WAH MUST DIE! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 But ninja-lord is still not allowed to be within 500 miles of samurai. I hear ninjas can smell a samurai that far of a radius, so he may be able to hone on him and take the kill! Maybe I've said too much for revealing the true identity of my husband, the samurai warrior. Either that or I'm a complete nerd (like that's news). I suppose most women rarely identify their husbands as being samurai warriors or engage in child-like imaginative battles between ninjas and samurai? :wallbash: I'm so nerdy, its hopeless! I'll never be normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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