K00L Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Did you know that Santa is actually Satan? No well apparently these people did. Oh but it gets better. (And before someone flips out on me, I like religion, just not stupidly radical religion.) Take your picture on Jesus' lap? Anyone? Oh here is the caption for purchasing their Christmas cards "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus, Please Don't Burn Us in Hell!" Oh and here you can see what they think about child costumes. But wait there's more! Check out the banned toys list. Apparently the "Dream Dazzlers Oh La La Sassy Salon" is for turning little boys homosexual... Dancing is a no-go and that's why the "My Keepon Interactive Robot" is banned (Also because it apparently looks like a little yellow poo coming out of a Chinaman's hiney.) "However, knowledge is the very thing that God did not want Adam and Eve to have! And now we are all stuck with it, but we True Christians are able to avoid it through faith in Christ Jesus." Ahhh so that's why they are so stupid?Oh but wait till you see what they think about Bethesda's games (MY LOVES!!!).FalloutSkyrimAnd Portal promotes sex! I read through this website, and well, aside from being the stupidest most close minded people ever... Well I almost couldn't believe this. I laughed at almost every stupid shallow sentence they wrote. I don't hate God or anything like that for people who will come on here and complain about me (which I doubt will happen but just in case), I just hate stupid over-zealous shallow people. :thumbsup: So what's your favorite website to make fun of? Edited December 18, 2011 by K00L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntsman2310 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 You didn't say the name of this humouriffic website. Mine is Cracked and the Chive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted December 18, 2011 Author Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Oh its Landover Baptist. I made an account and told them I promoted Skyrim and they should play it. I got labeled a Godmocker and a Dope addict and got permanently banned. Took all of 30 seconds. :PI'm not sure mine is supposed to be humouriffic though... o.o But it is possible considering their stupidity. Edited December 18, 2011 by K00L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VesemirTheWitcher Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 HO HO HO! XD XDI JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! XDTHESE GUYS ARE IMPOSSIBLE! :woot: "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus, Please Don't Burn Us in Hell!" LOL'dkudos!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uihera Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 This is from the website you mentioned We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory! If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away! That looks like a super spam website. They want 839$ to save me. Like that's gonna happen. God is demanding money, wonder how that happened. If you are looking for real comedy websites your best bet is Cracked.com or Fark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagrant0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 locked It's bad enough when a site mocks religious beliefs to an extreme. It's worse when you misconstrue an over-the-top parody website as reflecting anything meaningful about those groups and decide to insult them as being part of the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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