Dracula420 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 (edited) you know what this game needs more of? MADNESS!! And cheese, of course but that is just obvious. and whats more maddening then a spell that summons FLAMING BUNNIES! That seek enemies, AND EXPLODE! And they're made of CABBAGE! HA! You thought I was going to say cheese didn't you! But cheese is too slow to make bunnies out of, trust me I've tried. Come to think if it, so is cabbage. Hmmm just regular flaming explosive rabbits I guess. BORING! well what are we going to do with all this cabbage then? the bunnies are going to be too busy blowing up to eat it. OH I KNOW! How about a spell that takes a cabbage from your inventory and lights it on FIRE! then you could throw it at your enemies! With magic! What? You think burning things is too cliched? Well we can't light it on ICE because that is just.... WAIT! you might be on to something there. HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M NOT DONE! oh well if your going to be like that why don't you just go WABBAJACK YOURSELF! I wish i could Wabbajack myself. Who know what the Madgod would do? make my health over 9000? make the next enemie that hits me explode into CHEESE!? of course he might just kill me for bothering him. WHO KNOWS?! you know there is a dragon in the shivering isles made of CHEESE? we built it in new sheoth but it started to STINK SOMETHING WONDERFUL. so we set it on fire (obviously). the madgod found the smell so awful he brought the cheese dragon to LIFE! and named it Cheddarwin. it craps flaming melted cheese occasionally. the mess is terrible. sigh. i wish i could let Cheddarwin fly around Skyrim. the big steamy puddles of CHEESE might warm things up. what? your not crazy and you dont think my ideas are very mature? WELL if your already making cheese puns at my expense it's TOO LATE. your MAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! go away now. khajiit needs his moon sugar. XD Edited November 5, 2016 by Dracula420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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