kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Shut the F*** Up Gun:Fires a small dart which injects chemicals that temporarily disable the vocal cords. Wow, that's clever. Maybe it can come with the exclusive Mark-of-Shame dye that allows everyone to see how many times one has been shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Shut the F*** Up Gun:Fires a small dart which injects chemicals that temporarily disable the vocal cords.Or you can just shoot someone with a taser (although that might be overdoing it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Renew-U Single Dose: Along with the Shut the F Up gun, you can use the limited time only, Single Dose of Renew-U. Sick of someone's extremely repulsive personality? Maybe a guy at the workplace thinks he's too good to be there, and will stop to tell you every chance he gets? Maybe a person at home is just so annoying. 1gram of this stuff wrapped neatly in a fashionable dart will totally refresh their personality. They won't even be the same person! Then you can live peacefully with them forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Additionally, the Shut the F*** Up Gun can also fire:Do As I Say Darts: for people who are unskilled in hypnosis but still want to have complete control over other people.Leave Me Alone Darts: Bubbly blond won't leave you alone? Shoot her in the neck with a a couple of these babies and she'll never bug you again!I Don't Love You Anymore Darts: for when the lovesick freak won't stop bugging you. Oh yeah, and by the way, here's a good one:Severed Body Part Re-Attacher.(hopefully I'll never need to use one.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 All-Knower: Sick of losing your things all the time? Lost a piece of jewelry, pair of scissors, or other badly needed items? The All-knower knows exactly where each item is and will direct you to them. Never lose anything again! All-Knower Deluxe: This version is implanted directly into your brain. Just activate the HUD and think to it, and it will tell you everything you need to know. It has a constantly updating database of world knowledge. Curious of what new creature a scientist just now discovered? Wondering what your girlfriend is doing? Have an exam on Friday you just didn't study for? This will tell you everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that is known to Man. Plus it will help you find that lost earring. Moreover, it sucks a small percent of your energy, making it virtually undying until the day you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Additionally, the Shut the F*** Up Gun can also fire:Do As I Say Darts: for people who are unskilled in hypnosis but still want to have complete control over other people.Leave Me Alone Darts: Bubbly blond won't leave you alone? Shoot her in the neck with a a couple of these babies and she'll never bug you again!I Don't Love You Anymore Darts: for when the lovesick freak won't stop bugging you. Oh yeah, and by the way, here's a good one:Severed Body Part Re-Attacher.(hopefully I'll never need to use one.....)Do As I Say Darts - mind control without all the fancy-schmancy, hocus-pocus hypnosis crap Leave Me Alone Darts - Or, I could insult her and hurt her feelings (which goes against my chivalric nature, but what the heck). (Actually, I really wouldn't want to 'cause, well, I'm not at liberty to discuss, uh, private things, if you catch my drift...) I Don`t Love You Anymore Darts - Again, you could easily keep a guard dog at you front gate. Severed Body Part Re-Attacher - wouldn't want to use one either All-Knower: Sick of losing your things all the time? Lost a piece of jewelry, pair of scissors, or other badly needed items? The All-knower knows exactly where each item is and will direct you to them. Never lose anything again! All-Knower Deluxe: This version is implanted directly into your brain. Just activate the HUD and think to it, and it will tell you everything you need to know. It has a constantly updating database of world knowledge. Curious of what new creature a scientist just now discovered? Wondering what your girlfriend is doing? Have an exam on Friday you just didn't study for? This will tell you everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that is known to Man. Plus it will help you find that lost earring. Moreover, it sucks a small percent of your energy, making it virtually undying until the day you die.This actually might be possible the next few years. Well, maybe not the normal version, but the concept you outlined for the Deluxe version might be feasible (albeit not all knowing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Instant Coma Deluxe- Now, while in coma mode you can play an RPG just like TES, right in your own head! Save and Load and Exit capabilities fully functional. If you don't want to play, just go to standard coma mode. If you love your RPG life way better than your real life, simply extend coma time directly from the main menu! Warning: You may end up spending longer-than-expected years in comatose, and someone may end up pulling life-support from you. Please see the Waver section of the manual for more information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Universal Wireless Plug for Everything: If you're like me, you have so many wires and cables keeping your computer and hardware alive that its driving you insane! You just can't figure out which wire belongs to what hardware, which plugs go into what jack! With the Universal Wireless Plug, you plug the tiny transmitter part into any jack, whether its audio, visual, power, USB, whatever! Then you plug the pairing receiver plug into the coordinating jack. Purchase plugs that fit into any known jack format. Plus, choose a pair from each color of an array of 56 colors so you never confuse the receivers and transmitters! For example, the red audio receiver belongs only to the red audio transmitter, and can't visually be confused with anything else. Get untangled from all those wires with Universal Wireless Plug for Everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landsknecht Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Alternative Universe Booth: Want to live in a world where Dubya did not steal the 2000 election or where the Central Powers won WWI? Then, step into booth, type out the things you want changed from this universe, put quarter in slot (I'm a believer in capitalism), and you are transported to the alternative universe you requested. Alternative Universe Ejection Button to be invented five years later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Alternative Universe Booth: Want to live in a world where Dubya did not steal the 2000 election or where the Central Powers won WWI? Then, step into booth, type out the things you want changed from this universe, put quarter in slot (I'm a believer in capitalism), and you are transported to the alternative universe you requested. Alternative Universe Ejection Button to be invented five years later... So is this alternate universe virtual or does it affect everyone in real life? Who knows, maybe someone will order volcanoes to erupt in every known city and village across the globe. Well, its a bit like the Neutron Star, the factory only made one product, because they figured that when someone buys it and activates it, that's it. The world and pretty much everything with a 50 light-year radius will be a black hole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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