ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Instant Coma Deluxe - well, if you're playing games while comatose, it's not really a coma then :rolleyes: Universal Plug - another gadget that's actually quite plausible Alternate Reality Booth - I don't think he meant this reality, but something like "what if we could go back, change history, but not so it affects the present" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landsknecht Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Alternate Reality Booth - I don't think he meant this reality, but something like "what if we could go back, change history, but not so it affects the present" That's kind of what I meant. It is like living in an alternative history. King of like the "What If Machine" from Futurama, except you live the "what if" instead of watch it. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Okay, I get it now, so the reality you make is only experienced by the booth user. So does Rob have any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Okay, I get it now, so the reality you make is only experienced by the booth user. So does Rob have any ideas?I was thinking about your "Wormhole-in-a-can" idea, and maybe what one could do is make it so that you can decide between either choosing your own destination, or going to some random place (if you're adventurous like me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Overnight Dictator Potion: Feel like you're up for ruling the world? Simply drink the one-dose bottle of Overnight Dictator Potion, go to sleep, and you'll wake up as the new leader of the world. Comes in three flavors, Watermelon, Chicken Pot Pie, and Blood of the Lesser Beings. Caution: Your risk of assassination attempts raises by estimated 43.8432285 percent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Overnight Dictator Potion: Feel like you're up for ruling the world? Simply drink the one-dose bottle of Overnight Dictator Potion, go to sleep, and you'll wake up as the new leader of the world. Comes in three flavors, Watermelon, Chicken Pot Pie, and Blood of the Lesser Beings. Caution: Your risk of assassination attempts raises by estimated 43.8432285 percent.Sounds like something I'd try - of course, I'd be a ruthless, heartless, wicked tyrant :devil: , so maybe this isn't recommended for all :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Just-add-water-Battle: Place a box of Instant Battle in your backyard or in a large open area, and just add water! Wait for 2 hours, and a fully formed battle will begin, complete with real living armies and authentic weapons of the era. Comes in 4 flavors:(1) Year 1938 German Army vs. US army, trench sold separately (2) Year 1400 Ming Dynasty Army vs. Raiding Mongols, horses and Great Wall of China included (3) Year 1050 Turkish Army vs. Crusader Army, castle fortress sold separately, requires 9volt battery (4) Year ?BC Primitive Human Tribe 1 vs. Primitive Human Tribe 2. Clubs and bones included, comes with free mastodon. Warning: Surviving Army may invade and cause adverse effects to neighboring civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Useless Information Finder:Ever had a question that you never asked because it was never important?The UIF knows everything that could never have a practical use in life, including but not limited too:How to be a vet for extinct animalsThe name of every friggin PokemonHow to raise a dodoAll the latest celebrity gossip! So buy one today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Useless Information Finder:Ever had a question that you never asked because it was never important?The UIF knows everything that could never have a practical use in life, including but not limited too:How to be a vet for extinct animalsThe name of every friggin PokemonHow to raise a dodoAll the latest celebrity gossip! So buy one today!I'll ask, "Why do stupid people not realize they are stupid and do something about it?" You can't convince a stupid person he's stupid. Edit: There could also be the UIG, The useless information giver, that spits out random but useless facts. Like, Umbrella Cockatoos whistle at 130 decibels while 747 Jet engines roar at 140. Guess that means we'll be needing the Shut the F Up gun for this particular bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Food Database Processor: This machine keeps a database of all food products in your house, and keeps track of the expiration date, supply, etc. That way, you can get a message warning you that a certain food is going to expire/have expired. I think I'm the main poster on this topic. Surely somebody has ideas? Don't be shy, it's okay to seem a bit strange. That's what gamers are to the rest of the world, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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