ninja_lord666 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 De-Idiotification Ray Gun. It turns idiots into non-idiots, be that smart people or smoldering corpses is up to you... :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Staff of Worms - it would be fun to have a reanimated army of dead soldiers :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Staff of Luposlipaphobia:Have wolves chase people around your kitchen table on a newly waxed floor while wearing socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Portal Gun from the game Portal. That would be fun to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Anti-gravity gun (Half-Life)/"Grabber" (Doom 3) - would be cool to throw things at people without actually throwing things :happy: Anti-matter Gun (Quake 4) - fire it at your enemies and watch in awe as they slowly disintegrate before your eyes :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Anti-matter Gun (Quake 4) - fire it at your enemies and watch in awe as they slowly disintegrate before your eyes :devil:First off, it wouldn't be slow, it'd be quite quick, almost instantly. Secondly, it's impossible. As soon as matter touches antimatter, both are annihilated. That means, you couldn't possibly stick antimatter into a gun case made of matter, but if you also made the gun of antimatter, then you couldn't hold it. Also, if you somehow get past that, you run into the problem of air. Air is matter, too. As soon as you fire the gun, the antimatter will contact the matter air and both will be annihilated. The extreme energy given off will undoubtedly kill you and destroy the gun releasing all the rest of the antimatter which will all react with the surrounding matter and cause an even bigger explosion of energy blowing up the entire city. So, in a roundabout way, you will kill your target... :P Antimatter would really only be useful in bombs, big bombs, bombs even deadlier that atom bombs. Also, there's the fact that antimatter is very difficult to make and very expensive to make, so an antimatter gun would be worth several hundred thousand, if not several million dollars. You might as well just buy a normal gun. Sorry, I just felt like arguing over something, and decided to pick this. I could argue about how almost all of these are impossible (even my De-Idiotification Ray Gun), but I don't feel like it, and I'm sure you don't feel like it. I just needed to argue something :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Why not check out the "Homeschooling" thread - it's really quite amusing :)I don't want to read all that. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Sorry, can we stay on topic? Also, remember that these ideas don't have to make sense. Like, who can hold a neutron star, for instance? It doesn't make sense, but that's the fun of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batlham Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I have always wanted a flashlight that would make people sick or give them convulsions.Ever since I heard about certain light pulses that could do it. Now someone invented one!!! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292271,00.html?abc=123 on the news this last morning a reporter let herself get the full effect from it. It MESSED her UP! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I have always wanted a flashlight that would make people sick or give them convulsions.Ever since I heard about certain light pulses that could do it. Now someone invented one!!! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292271,00.html?abc=123 on the news this last morning a reporter let herself get the full effect from it. It MESSED her UP! :) Speaking of light that can give convulsions; I read an article somewhere about when Pokemon first aired in Japan (I am NOT making any reference to a recently opened pokemon thread here) there was a certain attack scene in which the flashing colors caused about 100 kids across Japan who was watching it to have seizures. I feel bad but at the same time its sort of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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