kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I want spa in a can. You don't how pregnancy really stresses out one's body. Not only do I have muscles pains where I didn't know I had muscles, sometimes the kid deliberately kicks the wrong place. Plus its like having a mini furnace inside that you can't turn off. It can help when I'm cold but I usually feel hot. Plus my body is working extra hard to supply nutrients, water, oxygen and whatnot to the little parasite so I feel like fainting every time I move. Enough about me. Let's talk about you! Let's talk about you is a new product for the really lonely. Feel like no one listens? Feel like you're not going to be missed in life? It may be true, but Let's Talk About You is the hot new product that just can't wait to give you the false feeling that you're loved and cared for! Available in 2 flavors, "Loved and Cared For" and "Going to be Missed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Semi-Useless Information Giver:An upgrade of the UIG, The SUIG randomly spurts out facts that may actually help you.............................but probably not.Ex.:How to remove a platypus's gallstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Semi-Useless Information Giver:An upgrade of the UIG, The SUIG randomly spurts out facts that may actually help you.............................but probably not.Ex.:How to remove a platypus's gallstone. Or how to make a lateral incision, or how to raise antelope in the cold mountains of Germany, or what the difference between yellow and negative four hundred is. The possibilities are endless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Instant Fake-Death: Ever feel like everyone is driving you up the wall? Boss is always on your case? Heckled by you ex-wive for alimony to your illegitimate children? Then you need "Instant Fake-Death". Fake your own death, so everyone leaves you alone! Simply set the amount of time you want to appear "dead", and PRESTO! Everyone thinks you've kicked the bucket! It even comes with prearranged funeral plans, a plot in the cemetery of your choice, and an legitimate "Certificate of Death" signed by the State. Sorry, does not include the cost of a one-way ticket to the remote island of your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I hadn't seen this thread before, so many replies! :blink: I thought someone had resurrected an old thread. :P A gravity gun would come in useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A cloning machine. For all your cloning needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungfubellydancer Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 I hadn't seen this thread before, so many replies! :blink: I thought someone had resurrected an old thread. :P A gravity gun would come in useful. Go half life fans! I would kill for the gravity gun. I could get chores done faster, maybe make my husband go where I want him to go, but I'd need the super gravity gun version for that.... Fake-Death? Could use that, except I think it would be tragic for everyone who weren't my enemies. Then I could do the whole ghost thing and come back a few months later. Cloning. Hmmmm, wish I had twins, maybe I could clone my baby. I'd get bored of it after a while. I'd have to use Instant sleep for the kids since I'd have 2 demons crying all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Event horizon-in-a-trashcan. Just watch your fingers. Portable fusion core. Perfect for power outages or camping trips, draws its fuel from the surrounding air, and doubles as a space heater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Contacts with subtitles:How much more do I have to say?Programmed with over 400 languages and 512 dialects, the contacts put small subtitles at the bottom of your range of vision so can understand people speaking in foreign languages. Perfect for a wide variety of activities ranging talking to foreign clients to watching animes with their original Japanese voices. As a bonus, if you look at a price tag, they show you how much the item costs......with taxes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Contacts with subtitles:How much more do I have to say?Programmed with over 400 languages and 512 dialects, the contacts put small subtitles at the bottom of your range of vision so can understand people speaking in foreign languages. Perfect for a wide variety of activities ranging talking to foreign clients to watching animes with their original Japanese voices. As a bonus, if you look at a price tag, they show you how much the item costs......with taxes!So...pretty much bionic eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.