JanusForbeare Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 People of Tamriel! It has come to the attention of Jarl Whosit that the city guards of Skyrim are considered a joke by many of her citizens. The common rabble deride their noble protectors as a mob of interchangeable cripples who contribute little to the overall security of their cities. In taverns across the province, unsavoury adventurers spread their malicious lies and propaganda, hoping to discredit both Skyrim and the Empire in their lust for gold and glory. No longer! His grace, the Jarl of Coldplace, has authorized this missive that the people might hear of the heroism of the true sons of Skyrim. Since the first days of the dragons' return, The League of Dragonfighting Cousins has stood as Skyrim's shield against the terrible might of the wyrms. These noble warriors risk life and sperm count for your continued protection, and are as such deserving of your respect. Though initially posted to the High Jeralls, the League will soon be coming north to fight and die in the land of their birth. Those interested in applying must meet the following qualifications: -At least six (6) years of age-Two (2) uninjured knees-BYOB (Bring Your Own Blade)-Smelly Bosmers need not apply-Most importantly, applicants must be the cousin of, or have saved the life of a Stonecutter League Member Please see your local recruiting officer for more details. Long live the Emperor! Biggus Titus, steward to Jarl Whosit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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