JanusForbeare Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 So yesterday my newest character finally earned the 25 grand he needed to buy a house in Solitude. Finally! I had a chest to keep my loot in (it was facing entirely in the wrong direction, but hey, who am I to complain about game features?). So I dropped off all my gear and went running down to the good ol' Winkin' Skeever for a pint of celebratory mead. On the way, I passed a pretty young lady leaning up against one of the shops. Being a gentleman, I nodded hello, and she responded by demurely purring, "It takes a lot of confidence to walk around naked. Believe me, I know.". Now, this phased me for a second. Clearly, I had found the biggest tramp in all of Skyrim. I opened my inventory to see if I still had my amulet of Mara on me, and discovered, to my utter humiliation, that I had neglected to dress before leaving the house. Obviously, I ran back home squealing like a little girl. As I ran, it occurred to me just how many guards had allowed my blatant wardrobe malfunction to go unpunished. I realize Nords aren't exactly the modest types, but you'd think they'd draw the line somewhere. If only so that no one has to dig naked, frozen corpses out of the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clorox42 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 The hell are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perraine Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Ah guid trew Noord, would ner' let sumthun as bein' nekkid out of dooers bother im ... Like a 'true' Scotsman dusna weir naught unner is kilt !!! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanusForbeare Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 The hell are you talking about? Read the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allephus Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 The hell are you talking about? Read the title. More like.... the hell are you requesting? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icedgamer Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 The hell are you talking about? Read the title. More like.... the hell are you requesting? lol i think he is requesting a mod that makes guards atk u when you are naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allephus Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 i think he is requesting a mod that makes guards atk u when you are naked... I'd much rather have a guard dry hump my leg...well if I were a female character at least. But eh...to each his own. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icedgamer Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 i think he is requesting a mod that makes guards atk u when you are naked... I'd much rather have a guard dry hump my leg...well if I were a female character at least. But eh...to each his own. :rolleyes: yeah, a guard trying to fine you or attack you while you are naked... you would have no defense and probably no sword or weapon. :down: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perraine Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 An extra dialogue option for when you are naked maybe ? ... <leers disgustingly> You could then <ahem> "bribe" the Guard ... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allephus Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I mean....I sometimes fight naked..but that's just for my own....amusement. :laugh: Why should I be punished for looking sexy in my birthday suit? Maybe if I were tub'o'lard with a sandwich stuck in a flab or something... I WOULD like a consequence for not wearing armor, or wearing skimpy clothes or something in cold weather though. THAT'D be neat. It seems kinda strange that...as a Breton, I can wear some revealing hide armor (in Vanilla even), and not catch some kind of cold or disease while a blizzard pelts me with sleet and ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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