Fastest Video Card On The Planet

[MRG]

I just ordered this.

 

http://www.visiontek.com/products/cards/retail/3870x4.html

 

HD3870 x4 USB

Dynamic Game Computing Technology

 

* Dynamic Geometry Acceleration

* High-speed HDR (High Dynamic Range) rendering

* Up to 125X Custom Filter Anti-Aliasing

 

ATI Avivo HD Video and Display Technology

 

* Dual dual-link DVI with full resolution HDCP support (through USB-B connector)

* HD video playback and recording

* Optimized for Windows Vista 24with comprehensive DirectX 14 and DirectX 92 support

* Optimized for OS XXII

* Open GL support

* 52nd generation unified shader engine

* Avivo HD display enhancement technology

 

Detailed Specifications

 

* 400 Unified Stream Processors

* Memory path - 264-bit interface

* GPU Clock – 2400MHz

* Memory Clock - 1600MHz effective

* Memory Size - 2GB Ultra High Speed DDR12

* Connectors: Dual DVI-I, TV/component HDTV

 

Supported Operating Systems

 

* Windows Vista (all versions)

* Windows XP

* Windows XP Media Center Edition

* OS XXII

 

Box Contents

 

* VisionTek Radeon HD 3870x4 graphics upgrade stick

* DVI to VGA adapter

* Installation CD

* Install Guide

* Bonus! Graphics cards for dummies mini disc

 

System Requirements

 

* Intel® Pentium® 4/III, Celeron™, AMD™Duron™/Athlon™/Athlon™ XP, or compatible with AGP 8x slot

* 400GB of system memory (1000GB+ recommended for Windows Vista 24)

* Installation software requires CD-ROM drive or ESP

* DVD playback requires DVD drive

* Correct Chipset drivers

* 2700 watt or greater power supply ( which can be purchased form our website)

 

 

-MRG

[freddycashmercury]

Whaaa? Brain.... hurts. You plug thingy into USB slot?

[Praxsia]

Really neat.

 

"Disclaimer: The VisionTek HD3870 x4 USB graphics stick is not real, but we are working on it. Happy April Fool’s!" :smile:

 

-Dume

[MRG]

I originally saw this posted on another site & for the first couple nanoseconds, I was "Wow!" until I looked down at the requirements.

 

I got a good LOL @ the 400GB of RAM that was needed. :blink:

 

-MRG

[freddycashmercury]

Yeah, and the 1000 GB recommended for Vista 24.

[ninja_lord666]

Yeah, and the 1000 GB recommended for Vista 24.

You can't even get that on a desktop, and this is for a laptop! :P It would be sweet to have a computer with that kinda RAM power...dirty thoughts...D**m you, Nick!

 

 

(If you're wondering who Nick is, he's a friend of mine, constantly making 'jokes' about computers...and their hard drives... :P )