Guern Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 oh yeah a couple gems from Jarl Balgruuf's urchins: "Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job." "Absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls...in this skeever-hole of a town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienraven Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 two littrle girls augueing, one tells the other that mom says she has to clear weeds out of the garden and then leaves, the other kid turns to me and says. "if you beat up my sister Sissal i won't tell anyone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremeW5257 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Uh...you might want to put something on...anything". I realized I was running around naked (without armor). I've heard other versions of it too, but that's the funniest one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerSkark1978 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Not so much a quote, but I like telling random Thalmor warriors that I find wondering around the plans that "I believe in Talos" just to start fights with them. Edited February 3, 2012 by KillerSkark1978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewind Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Festis Krox: "When life hands you lemons ..... Go murder a clown!" That line always cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXGhostReconXx Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I used to be anadventurer like you... Then i took an arrow to the knee Lol he took an arrow to the knee but yet he is a gaurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasperTheLich Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 can't remember how this goes exactly, you might here it in dawnstar from a guard. it goes something like this. “i… i heard some of the other guards talking... about rumors... about the dark brotherhood... they say that you are... um, oh... nothing, sorry… sorry to bother you... uh… sir.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorwynKelm Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duracele Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 the girls in the orphanage "i wonder at the possibilities" :blink: kharjo telling me he`s afraid mamooths may come and eat him.i always want to tell him i am pretty sure they live on a khajit free diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moredhel Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Curved. Swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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