Snowsong Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 LOL. I would TOTALLY spend 1,000 gold to knock his block off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youroblivionman Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Hmmm. I would have to say Alchemy recipes they can be useful but not 100G for one that would be a ripoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMatthews Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 What a great idea!!! And I think I'll do the same to the Talos priest in the Whiterun circle... that guy annoys the crap outta me.The only thing that was kind of funny about him is that in part of his speech I thought he said "I LOVE LOVE!" -sounding like he was a high hippy or something, but then found out he is actually saying "Aye. LOVE! LOVE!" So now he dies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sliem80 Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Haha that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wursthan Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Nazeem annoyed me so much that I broke into Chillfurrow Farm - where he never seems to be despite owning it - and FusRohDahed anything that could be moved. This wasn't satisfying enough though, so I went to The Drunken Huntsman after midnight and murdered the happy couple while they slept. After several reloads I discovered that if you can kill them and crouch in the corner before Elendir opens the door, no bounty is incurred. In fact you can stand up and leave, and Elendir tries to sell you some hunting gear on the way out. Nazeem and Ahlam(?) seem to have keys on them, that don't unlock anywhere. In Skyrim anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZvS Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 After fighting my way through dragons, draugr, and the World-Eater himself, I return to Whiterun a hero. Everyone respects me. Guards are congratulating me. I'm an awesome towering Daedric-clad harbinger of destruction. Nazeem walks up. Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying - of course you don't... Took that motherf***er's head clean off in one shot and paid my bounty off. Best 1000 gold I've spent all game. Kudos well-earned! This the the most awesome post I've seen yet. I got a good laugh out of this one and nearly got up and started cheering. It will be just as sweet though when I do it myself now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbleGnome Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I swear I heard that Whiterun loudmouth priest say he was an ass man. I heard it twice. Am I nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wursthan Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I swear I heard that Whiterun loudmouth priest say he was an ass man. I heard it twice. Am I nuts? 'Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us.' Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbleGnome Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Great way to look at slaughtering those fools. I usually just bring the pain and kill them, then revert to an earlier save. I never thought of actually doing it and sticking with it, paying the fine, and feeling totally satisfied! I'm in! About ass man above.... Yes! "Even as a man"....lol. I'm going back to listen to him. Edited March 4, 2012 by AbleGnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZvS Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) I swear I heard that Whiterun loudmouth priest say he was an ass man. I heard it twice. Am I nuts? 'Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us.' Probably. Yes! "Even as a man"....lol. I'm going back to listen to him. Ha! I heard it too after reading this and got a good laugh. It's actually within these lines: "But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter." The whole speech is posted on Heimskr's UESPWiki page. I get a kick out of this guy. Reminds me of some of the wacky preachers I'd see on the street back when I worked in NYC. :-) Edited March 1, 2012 by ZvS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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