Marcus Wolfe Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hey everybody!I was wondering where I find a version of 'Never Had A Friend Like Me' from Disney's Aladdin without the vocals. Now, If you must know why, some of you may know I am a fan of Naruto, particularly the character Gaara and his inner demon Shukaku. I slightly altered the lyrics of 'Never Had A Friend Like Me' so that theyA) Suited the relationship between Gaara and ShukakuB) Were as funny as hell. If you desire to see these lyrics, here are the Altered Lyrics, as sung by Shukaku: Well your sister’s got an awesome rackKankuro’s puppets got a thousand nailsBut Gaara you in luck 'cause on your backYou got a sand defense that never fails You will never feel any pain nowAnd cause more than any swordYou got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and howSee all you gotta do is pop that gourdAnd I'll say Mister Gaara, sirWho will your victim be?Let me take that nameJot it downYou ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your shooting rangeAnd I'm a loaded gun!C'mon whisper who it is you hateYou ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, I pride myself on sadismYou're the bossThe kage, the manSay who you hateThey’re dead! First rateHow about a little more blood red sand? Give them some Suna BunshinCrush them with Ryuusa bakuryuI'm in the mood to kill some dudesYou ain't never had a friend like me WeiweiweiSaikou!WeiweiweiZettai!WeiweiweiBougyo!Shukaku No tate! Can your friends do this?Do your friends do that?Do your friends pull this out their little hat?Can your friends go, poof?Well, looky hereCan your friends go, Sabaku kyuu, Sabaku sousou!And then make the sucker disappear? So don’t just sit there, black rings around your eyesI'm here to answer all your deathly prayersYou got me genuine, certifiedYou got a bijuu for your bloody affairsI got a powerful urge to take people outSo who to kill? I really wanna knowYou got a hit list that's three miles long, no doubtWell, all you gotta do is frown like so - and oh You, Gaara, sir, have a foe or two or threeI'm on the task, you big badassYou ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend like meYou ain't never had a friend like me, hah! Hilarious, isn't it? I'm going to write a script so an acting troupe can turn it into a full blown musical skit and present it at a convention. Or so some flash animator can turn it into a flash animation. Or an AMV. Well, if you any of those sort of people, please inform them of this opportunity to take advantage of my burst of creative genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomjockey Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hey everybody!I was wondering where I find a version of 'Never Had A Friend Like Me' from Disney's Aladdin without the vocals. Eh... my goddaughter has this CD. It's driven many a man to drink. Hilarious, isn't it? I'm going to write a script so an acting troupe can turn it into a full blown musical skit and present it at a convention. Or so some flash animator can turn it into a flash animation. Or an AMV. Well, if you any of those sort of people, please inform them of this opportunity to take advantage of my burst of creative genius. Sounds interesting and random. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hm....... Yes.....it just might work.......if only my microphone wasn't broken beyond all hope of repair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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