Horns on the Head

[Adipose]

I've too much imagination, 'cause every time I see a character mod with horns growing out of their head I can't help thinking about what would happen if someone grabbed hold of those horns and really bore down on them in a fight. I can see it now: "Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to've yanked a chunk out of your skull. My, is that your brain that I'm seeing. Oh dear, what's the matter, having trouble standing. Headache? Wait, I think I've got a potion that'll fix you right up. Here. Oh, needed to lay down? Okay, well, you take a nap and I'll just put the potion down here next to you for later. Gee, I sure hope you don't get any of that pinkish-gray ooze on that nice leather bikini. Such a nice outfit." Or, alternatively, "Dang, too bad I spoiled the head by breaking off a chunk. The blond would've looked great on the wall next to the brunette I got last week. Oh well, maybe she's got a sister somewhere in the cave. Good that her skull wasn't strong enough to support that rack. Handy to grab though. Made a great club too. Hmm, maybe I can make a knife handle out of one of the tines. Be a pity to waste all of it. Wonder if there's a market for the horn back in Whiterun? Should check at the palace as well. There might be bounty on these things."

Then there's: "Eeeow! Damn, that hurts! Woman, either you get those things cut off or I"m outa here!"