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For some reason, I found Malacath whipping himself into a frenzy while talking with you hilarious.

 

"He said they were his ogres. LYING MAGGOT! THEY'RE MY OGRES!"

 

I agree, I always enjoy Malacath.

 

Here's one: Imperial Legion - "You have my ear, citizen."

 

Well, would you like for me to give it back? :banana:

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I always think it's funny when a guard says, "Oh my, it's the hero of kvatch!" or arena/Cyrodiil. Whatever your most recent, big accomplishment is. Then when you try to speak to him, "Stop right there, criminal scum!" I'm not sure how you get a bounty without the guards still chasing you, but I've seen it more than a few times.

 

After that it would have to be "Gal Bursten It", a great way to end any conversation.

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"Do you happen to know the fine here for necrophelia?"

 

Someone actually says that? :blink:

 

Yeah, that Dunmer lady. She talks about being from one of the great Houses in Morrowind and if you talk to her long enough, that slips out. I can't remember what town she's in though.

 

Shes in the Skingrad alchemist shop.

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My favorite is the acrobatics trainer in Cheydinhal that says,

 

"Dogs are loyal and stupid, people are smart and deveous, I'll stick with dogs."

 

or

 

Sheogorath

 

"I'm no different, except for the ways I am."

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"I heard a rumor that your an idiot. Any truth to that?" - The Blademaster in the Arena ( forgot his name ).

2nd Favorite is when you activate Sheogorath's shrine after you met him in the Ilse "A mortal? Wait... a mortal I know. MY mortal. What are you doing here, mortal, when i've given you things to do? This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here ,though. A little errand. And alot of fun."

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I have two, or even more, but these come to mind right now.

(Sorry, I don't know them by heart, so I'll just recite them as I remember.)

 

-Sheogorath: Yes, Jyggalag, the prince of Order... or biscuits? No, it must be order...

HILARIOUS! (Like this guy almost always.)

-Haskill (when you ask him about Xedilian): Oh, yes, there are no pictures in the book. How could I have expected you to read it.

Complete LOL, I think...

EDIT: Somehow, I've forgotten about this third one...

-Bhisha: Please, do make it rain burning dogs!

Absolutely funny :smile:...

 

And a good runner-up...

-Dyus: I know you won't succeed; you cannot. It is predicted. But it is also predicted that this will not keep you from trying.

This is especially funny afterwards, when you have the satisfaction of knowing something beter that Dyus :smile:.

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