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Do I Take Oblivion Too Seriously?


helzi

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isnt everybody kinda insane? xcept me that is of course...

 

but to be honest when i play oblivion i even think in english tho thats not my native language dunno if that classifies as insane or assimilated...

people who talk to their games, tv, their moms are not insane they are enjoying what they do to its fullest (tho doing that stuff irl would prolly be better)

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You'll know when you take Oblivion too seriously when...

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You think you have high acrobatic skill and jump off a roof only to get broken bones

 

you attempt to heal those broken bones by drinking bottles of pepto bismol

you try to fix your computer with a hammer

you change clothes in the middle of the street

you use alluring gaze or beguiling touch to get a better deal at the mini mart

you try to download a mod for your life

you write cheat codes at the top of your exams

you eat random plants to boost your alchemy skill

you pick a fight with a cop because, hey, you can always load an old save

you go through all the books in the library looking for a skill boost

you won't wear socks because they make your tail disappear

 

This was great. I needed a good laugh. Thanks, tungol.

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If you have read my thread, you wouldn't say that (they offered professional help!)

when the arrows coming at my char, i dodge the same way as him :D (my cousins does the same thing, maybe it's genetic)

Nope man, you do the RP'ing which everyone does...

tungol, you forgot that (you are very good man)

you paint yourself in dark colors to act like a dunmer (not very good as yours, but i couldn't stop myself)

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You'll know when you take Oblivion too seriously when...

 

You attempt to lockpick your neighbor's house to steal stuff and sell to your local Walmart store

At my school we were waiting for the assembly hall to open for our year's weekly morning assembly and one of the guys pull out these two metal things and managed to open the door...

^--I'm not lying...

 

Then we went inside and found a sword (40cm i think...) but it was blunt and most likely just a prop for the school production. I wish I had of found it first, I would have kept it...

^--Still not lying...

 

So there you go, I know someone who does take Oblivion too seriously.

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dont worry, ur not insane.... every1 is a bit crazy. when i fight in oblivion and the enemy keeps staggering me, so i cant attack, i just get annoyed and start talking to the game aswell, and when i kill the enemy i go, "take that b*tch!"
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Well, I find that when I play, I kind of take it too seriously.

I make a handbook (out of the game, like when I go to bed, I sit there for about an hour, writing in this book about new spells and potions I've created), I talk to my computer as I ride my unicorn, like "OK, let's go girl," and if it gets hurt, I kill the enemy and make comments like, "That's what you get for messing with me!" and I make a few comments. I've done it ever since I was little, and it's my favourite game... seriously is that normal or am I slightly insane?

This may sound kind of dumb, but when I was small enough to stand up underneath my bunk (Where my computer is located on a desk) I used to sit on my chair like a horse and bob up and down as I rode, then if I ran, I would run on the spot too.

 

Note: I'm 14 now.

 

If I was 20 or so, I would be quite aware how insane I was.

 

I say its normal no matter what age you are. I'm 17 now and I've been playing Oblivion ever since 15 and gaming ever since about 4, I knew how to use a computer ever since I learned how to walk and speak. Sometimes I'll find myself yelling at my game if I'm dying or I'll literally pace around the house and think of ways to roleplay in my games. I know endless amounts of game quotes, including Starcraft ("Gimme somethin' to shoot! Commander!" -terran marine) and "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!"

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