My Favorite Moment in Skyrim

[frakle]

Me - sneaky kitty thief (before I accidentally deleted him *manlytear*)

Ancient Dragon

Ancient Dragon's buddy, Ancient Dragon

Tim and Eric, the giant brothers

a wolf

Bob the retarded argonian assassin

 

So I'm walking around, being a cool cat, and all the sudden "raaaarrr" Dragon!! Being the Dragonborn Cat that I am, I instantly pull out my two Epic Elven daggers (and not my bow :facepalm: ) and start looking for him. And then "raaaaaarr" again. Wait, what? There is TWO ancient dragons. I can't kill that!! Look at my compass - giant camp. Running for the camp with fire, dead puppies, and frosty dragon breath falling around me, and then I see the giant camp. One dragon lands, thinking he's so cool, and then like 2 giants just go to town Brooklyn hood style. They're just beating the living dragon poop out of him. He dies after about 40 seconds (pretty long time to stand up to some giants, I applaud him) Suddenly, I remember - hey, there's two dragons - just as he LANDS RIGHT BEHIND ME ASDGFHJK I run away like a scaredy-cat. And then I see the dark lizardy figure of a DB assassin. This is like the 4th assassin they've sent after me, they suck hard. I draw my daggers, ready to turn him into a new set of boots, when he runs right past me. Ok, not today, huh? I turn and see where he's going. Towards the dragon, that had been murdering a wolf. (Bad day for the wolf, if you know what I mean) So the assassin runs up, does the duel wield power attack, staggers dragon, dragon uses fire breath, dragon picks him up in his mouth, shakes him around, and throws him about 30 feet to the left. Well, I think, let's DO THIS. I attack the dragon furiously with my two daggers.. as he flies off... back to the giant camp. Come on, dude, your friend just got owned over there. Dragon II starts attacking the giants. He KILLS ONE, but then he does the little stagger thing they do when they get about half hp and can't fly anymore, Giant II is angry his friend died, so he then destroys the giant.

 

It was pretty cool.

[fraquar]

Botched Letrush encounter.

 

Everything going to plan, I got Frost, Letrush starts running back to Riften and I'm stalking him on Frost.

Letrush runs into big black bear blocking path - lol.

I slowly ride up, dismount Frost and proceed to finish off the bear and whats left of Letrush.

 

Next thing all I hear is:

FFFFFTTT!!!!, FFFFFTTT!!!!

slight pause

FFFFFTTT!!!!, FFFFFTTT!!!!

That of course can only mean one thing, I'm in deep kimchee - 2 Sabre Cats just mauled my horse and have their sights on me for their dessert.

 

At that moment I realize my high-speed route out of dodge is no longer, and I just so happen to be encumbered with about 8 Steel Plate Armors I looted from the Lodge (greedy bastage yes).

 

4 more FFFFTTT'S!!!!! later and I looked like I ran into a cheese slicer (fade to black) - and in the background I see Letrush stumble to his feet and trying to get away.

Edited April 8, 2012 by fraquar