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Oh god, what have you done! Half my jokes are sexually punned.
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Best puns are the ones that come out in the heat of the moment, to be honest.

I bet those puns would be... hot.

 

I'll show myself out.

 

I guess it's very apeeling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because it wanted to 'play chicken' with the cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because it was a crook and the road had something it wanted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because this was part of its 'chicken run'.

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