Keanumoreira Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Oh glorious lounge, you've chosen to put Brokenergy as the head of the polls for the Queen of this great land. But did you know that this malevolent monarch wants to enslave YOUR children so that she may complete her Pony Party Dance Machine 6,000 and bogie your hard earned tax dollars on the dance floor? Not only that, but what your Queen has failed to relay to you, the respectful citizen of the lounge, is that her run in this race is purely for her own selfish gains. She wants to turn this wonderful government into a complete dictatorship, planning on overthrowing Dark0ne himself and consolidating his power into a new age for the lounge, one that expands far throughout the Nexus to harbor in a new empire of greed, corruption, neglect, and suffering! http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3014/3282386531_9b31a5c4ff_z.jpg -The Pony Party Dance Machine 6,000, which Brokenergy plans to build from stealing your own money without your knowledge! She seeks complete and utter destruction of all order, and one poster has even claimed that "she was overheard saying that 'when I come to power, there will be no daily posting or cookies for everyone. There will be no more games or humorous topics to go by. There will only be topics, games, and discussions about me! I will be immortalized!' " Brokenergy has plans for you too. Did you know that she wants you to promise an oath of your unwavering loyalty to her reign, no matter what should become of it, or face incarceration, or even termination? Doesn't this mysterious obligation reveal key insights into the true nature of this dark individual? http://www.carinsurancecomparison.com/Images/no-obligation.jpg Say no to Brokenergy, and vote for Parliament! We promise everything you were given under the monarchy, but with more fairness and freedom that only our government can provide. It's not too late. Vote Parliament today! Edited June 8, 2012 by Keanumoreira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 To quote Werne, when Brokenergy said she'll grant you a part of her intergalactic empire to rule she meant send you to the moon to eat rotten bananas!Don't fall for her lies! :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 To quote Werne, when Brokenergy said she'll grant you a part of her intergalactic empire to rule she meant send you to the moon to eat rotten bananas!Don't fall for her lies! :facepalm: Yes! Listen to this man! His words hold truth and wisdom! Down with the evil queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 how about you vote me back, iw as a good leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan3345 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyfizz Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Actually, I am the Lounge Queen. I am benevolent and a nice old bird and have only imprisoned three traitors. The Calliton is delusional, remember. Last I heard he thought he was a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Actually, I am the Lounge Queen. I am benevolent and a nice old bird and have only imprisoned three traitors. The Calliton is delusional, remember. Last I heard he thought he was a spider. Why hasn't anyone locked up this loony? Look at her, pretending to be "royal" with her curtains for garments, cobwebs for wigs, and that disgraceful, cardboard cutout of a crown! And I suppose those chicken nuggets painted gold are suppose to resemble golden jewelry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) how about you vote me back, iw as a good leader HAil to that theCalliton , you sir was a great King, even though you you weren't officially voted in...MAybe this time you will be, vote for TheCalliton.. Edited June 8, 2012 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62firelight Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Actually, I am the Lounge Queen. I am benevolent and a nice old bird and have only imprisoned three traitors. The Calliton is delusional, remember. Last I heard he thought he was a spider. Why hasn't anyone locked up this loony? Look at her, pretending to be "royal" with her curtains for garments, cobwebs for wigs, and that disgraceful, cardboard cutout of a crown! And I suppose those chicken nuggets painted gold are suppose to resemble golden jewelry? I suppose the new Lounge King could deal with this "royal" pretender. brokenergy has also lost a vote due to the reasons mentioned here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Keanu... son I am disappointed. I would have given you more power than you could have ever dreamed. Did you know that Werne, who is winning plans to bring in the moon into the earth and flood the plains with evil ponies? No? Did you know that there is match fixing? The fact that you people have deserted me for this? Vote for me because I am a kind and just ruler, and also giving away free German, microbrewed beer, with all the power that you dream and your own planet and fleet. Don't listen to him, he is a Werne spy! Vote for me and you'll be rich and powerful! And I promiss that there are no ponies in this empire, only chaos and unlimited power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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