twopointhospital Request: normal names list

[Moraelin]

I won't lie, I found the names in TPH really funny for a couple of hours.

 

Then it dawned upon me that I have a hospital staffed with names like:

 

Male:

- Lance Dick

- Randy Dick

- Spike Giant

 

Female:

- Luna Face

- Ivy Nova

- Rose Kitten

- Honey Bird

- Laila Bottom

- Suze Pucker

- Bela Vacuum

- Melinda Cougar

- Maureen Butthurt

- Noele Codpiece (like... err... she's worn on someone's...?)

 

It's like like I'm running one of those hospitals populated with adult movie stars. I'm sure I've seen some *ahem* documentaries on the internet about that kinda situation :wink:

 

So, can one of you smart people make a mod that puts a normal English name list? I can even supply such a list, in any format you wish, if that's any help.

[Moraelin]

Right... More adult star names: Randy Stud, Belle Lipps, and Laura Damp...

 

Who the heck names their kids something like that? Their parents should be sentenced to mandatory attendance to a course by Sir Nigel on proper naming :wink:

[newman55]

The problem is that their translation will be broken.