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Ending or taking over the World


Necromancer G

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<a giant courtroom somewhere>

 

Dont I get a lengthy and fair trial like anyone else?

 

Jury: We find the Defendent, Guilty on all accounts of murder, extortion, blasphemy, and all other accounts of the evil he has done throughout his life.

 

Judge: Garrett, you are hereby sentenced to Death by beheading...

 

Thats not going to work, idiots

 

Judge: This will work on you because it has a special effect to negate your powers of healing....we made it especially for you

 

I just want to say....ALL OF YOU CAN GO F$%& YOURSELFS!

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<Steps out of the shadows of the courtroom wearing an neat busniess suit and is holding a breifcase>

Ahem...

doesn't my boss get to defend himself?

 

<whispers to garrett>

hey boss, I'll be ya lawyer if you want.

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Judge: No, his lawyer failed at defending him

 

<points to giant blue space chicken from futurama>

 

...why did I have a chicken defending me?

 

<I get taken outside and led up some steps, a crowd of millions watch>

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<sighs>

plan B

 

<Slowly flips the catches on my briefcase then opens it revealing a rift>

<Reaches inside and pulls out a Fallout 3 Fat Man>

<Lifts the Fat Man and places it on shoulder>

 

<walks outside and looks at the crowd>

oh this is gonna be fun.

its massacre time.

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