Ending or taking over the World

[Chesto]

Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.

so subtle, it hurts.

[dezdimona]

Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.

so subtle, it hurts.

mmm, spank me daddy!

ahem...razor wire is an excellent idea jojo,the thought of someone trying to enter and then the blood,the screams...is it warm in here???

[Necromancer G]

How about rusty electrified razor wire. Of course it wouldnt stop this guy

 

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2004/RazorWireJumper.jpg

[dezdimona]

Rusty,shiny, as long as it cuts deep, Wanna try this new mushroom I grew??

[Necromancer G]

Sounds interesting. Is it a hallucinogen or an aphrodisiac?

[dezdimona]

Sounds interesting. Is it a hallucinogen or an aphrodisiac?

Lets just say that it will set you free!...here!

[Necromancer G]

Sounds good to me

[humanbean234]

(*pokes head through conference-room door*)

 

Umm... hey, people?

I'm not entirely sure just what's going on with the boss, but he's down the hall in the t-junction with Corridor #3, spinning in little circles in his motor-chair, and he keeps singing the chorus to Allman Brothers' Whipping Post, over and over.

 

I just got him to sign-off on a salary-increase request and three expense-account vouchers I'd been holding onto... if you're quick, you might be able to do likewise. Just approach him slowly with a big smile, and try not to get your toes too close to the chair-wheels. Good luck, and Sheila will be covering me for next-week's meeting... I will be investigating potential base locations in Cancun for a few days, thank-you-very-much!

[josh900]

so this is the perfect time to do him in ?great, if he bites it i wont have a job anymore.okay for his protection(and ours) i'm locking down corridor 3.

[Necromancer G]

Good news everyone! Dez's mushrooms will be a hit. Im ok now, but I've seem to lost my pants. But other than that I need occult items to complete some personal objectives of mine. And the idea of turning lead into gold, we should also try to make platinum as well or plutonium for bombs.