FesterbyNice Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 remember, we're in a recession, so we have to keep costs down. no moon base. we buy the crony body armour from war surplus, no more custom costumes! We may have to ditch the sharks with wings, as they are a nightmare to keep in both food and habitat...... i mean, thet're either drowning or not drowning enough for cripes sake! See what we can get in the way of evil devices from ebay, they're good for evil, i got my cape there. phew! I'm glad someone else offered to be an accountant. I burn through evil dollars at a rate of knots..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Femme fatale, simpering cronies, popcorn vendors... meh... your sinister plan requires a good accountant. How're you gonna' finance a good, hidden, underwater or underground base, or even a decent doomsday machine, without someone to manage the books? It's not like you can use Quicken to handle laundering funds through shell companies to finance purchase of components for a giant heat-ray, or whatever... Amateurs...ummm, if your handleing the funds...we're partners right! :biggrin: As long as you keep your cyanide out of my martinis, kiddo'.Meyer Lansky was the bookman for Lucky Luciano's gang, and the only one of 'em to die of old age.Let's hear it for the accountant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh900 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 an evil henchmen of questionable sanity reporting for duty sir. what are your orders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Hey, I'm just the accountant, not the figurehead of this operation. My only order would be not to threaten Switzerland, Lichtenstein, or the Cayman Islands (not at first, anyways... we'll need to use their banking systems for a while until we can get the heat-ray up & running). So, boss? We need to talk about the henchmen's 401k fund... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 * stands around looking sultry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh900 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 CANDY!!!.....what a minute. is this evil candy or good candy cause i hate good candy. that gives me an idea. an EVIL CANDY STORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo man Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 CANDY!!!.....what a minute. is this evil candy or good candy cause i hate good candy. that gives me an idea. an EVIL CANDY STOREArsenic laced sweets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FesterbyNice Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 i like the sound of a henchman fund........ do we have to make regular payments?I thing we should try to take over a country with no history of militiarism...... something small, with friendly locals..... and an easy to build on volcano? Fiji? I heard they welcome tourism for purposes of global evil.... and land values there are good. Someone on ebay's selling a 'megadeath' ray. Do we want to bid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FesterbyNice Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 mmmmmmmmmmmm, arsenic laces..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh900 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 no not arsenic laced somthing much more evil.just one bite of the candy and they'll become mindless zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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