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old minion: thats how we minions used to say it.

 

Naomi: opening pod now.

 

<opens pod and I fall out>

 

Old minion: quickly put on all the armor and weapons!

 

<minions envelop me and then form a circle around me revealing all the weaponry and armor of the Yautja on me>

 

Naomi: time for a speed heal.

 

<takes out yautja med injector and uses it on me>

 

<I wake up and scream like a yautja>

 

WOW, I havent had one of those in years!

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"stops kicking the pod"yay!the boss is awake!"kicks garrett in the side of the head knocking him into the wall"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE HAD TO GO THROUGH WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP?!?!?!!
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boss if you start acting like a bloody Predators i swear to any god listening i'll kick all that stuff into a supernova!

 

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are you really complaining about being attacked by a bunch of semi naked girls josh?

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What do you mean acting like a Yautja? Why do you think I dont kill something unless it tries to kill me first....except those couple of times.

 

<plasma caster turns on>

 

Time to do a systems function check...

 

old minion: master, your still very weak from the poison..You need to rest

 

Why?! I want to take everyone on a hunt using only yautja weapons...Lets hunt some mortals

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