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(kicks feet up on desk, reaches for coffee mug)

 

"Y'know, Sheila, I'm thinking we got out of there at the right time. So maybe the empire of Wal-Mart isn't as flashy... the current extent of our forces are a battalion of grumpy old-guys in orange smocks with hunting rifles and baseball bats... but the supply chain works well, and I haven't had a single problem with zombies or mushroom-men trying to open the stall door in the men's room... it's the little things that make the difference, y'know?"

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(kicks feet up on desk, reaches for coffee mug)

 

"Y'know, Sheila, I'm thinking we got out of there at the right time. So maybe the empire of Wal-Mart isn't as flashy... the current extent of our forces are a battalion of grumpy old-guys in orange smocks with hunting rifles and baseball bats... but the supply chain works well, and I haven't had a single problem with zombies or mushroom-men trying to open the stall door in the men's room... it's the little things that make the difference, y'know?"

 

Oh look who it is, the traitor.

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<Evil shadowclone teleports in>

 

Humanbean created Wal-mart. Wal-mart is evil as well, its also one of the ways we make money.

 

<drains all the bodys blood into a giant crater, while making a palace out of the rest of the bodys>

 

This place is truly hell now.

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ah ok. what does he want now?

 

*orders a couple of mushroom men to open the stall door in their men's room*

 

Wrong base, there, bub. I cleared out of the lair nearly a week-and-a-half ago, and I haven't seen a single Shroom-trooper here at Corporate Regional in Hackensack, NJ yet (though some of the other employees are prime candidates for zombification)... to be honest, the main reason I was calling was to offer you guys a buyout on that safe-house I scored in Cancun and tip you to a good deal on a couple truckloads of Red Baron frozen pizzas, but it sounds like you're a little busy, there.... tell my ex-Boss I said 'Hi', and I can get him some good bargains on green & purple leisure suits; they'd match the tentacles a bit better than his old wardrobe did.

 

Ciao, babies!

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