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Aww man :(, Gamerbird I was liking you being hyper :( :( :(

 

You couldve used it to kill this frekkin Turtle thats attacking me o_O o_O

HELP SOMEBODY!

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Phew...thanks Boss :D

 

*Another turtle comes far stronger than the previous one*

 

*Shoots Turtle Three times with Flintlock Pistol*

 

*It turns out the turtle has the curse of the black pearl and he goes into moonlight revealing his cursed bony turtley form*

 

*Turtle grows to same size and height as an average man*

 

*Turtle Spawns a sword*

 

DIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Battles Turtle in a Sword fight*

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OT>Hiya guys

 

[enters and sees the turtle corpse]

 

What the hell?

 

[walks over to it]

 

A turtle?!Hmm looks deep fried.

 

[lobs of the back leg and tastes it]

 

Mmmm,taste like chicken.Hey boss you gotta try this turtle meat.

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Aye its good Cursed Meat Spyro eat it up its good 4 u :) it will give u the curse of the black pearl making you immortal and when u r in moonlight u will become a skeleton.

 

*Eats some meat*

 

*Quickly Triggers Skeleton form and goes back to normal again*

 

*Mouth full: .."See?"..*

 

As for a quest We could hunt down and kill Davy Jones and all of his crew by stabbing his heart :D, he will be no match for Poweful beings as us....though I however....I owe him a debt that is to be paid...

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old minion: My lord...all of the women have been returned to their worlds

 

....All of my greater shadow incarnations have fused back into me.....there is two women left that havent been in the ritual

 

old minion: but they are sleeping in your mausoleum my lord...

 

<looks slightly sad but barely noticeable>

 

...I know...

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