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The civil war of the lounge


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Well using them against her may be a problem, seeing as she said she is using them.

 

I did not ask for this battle. You rebelled, you would not listen to reason, so I brought in the big guns.

And I don't have ponies, I have proper horses.

(I don't mean you, SilverDNA, I mean those daft rebels Thor and brokenenergy...)

 

But my army will fight her with you and everyone else who opposes her!

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LOOL he would have to help us out in the 400,000 posts attempt and post here atleast once a day :teehee:

 

Warr initiates proton canon :devil:

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Ahh... the canon. I remember using it during the sheep war. Lord K00L, prepare your armies for a mass strike against sector 6. I will attack on sector 12 and return with support.
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Down with the fake queen Ginnyfizz!!!
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ive got an idea, lets make buddah the lounge lord

 

Well, grovelling to the Admins, whatever next.

 

But then since TheCalliton is a spider, I must remind myself that creation made all creeping things. Even Spider Callitons.

 

Fake queen, upon my soul, I am the real queen of the lounge. I am sad that I have been forced to extreme measures by the action of the traitors, as I am a kindly old thing as a rule. This kindness has been taken as weakness so I have to remind you who's the boss.

 

The big guns are the naval artillery that Lord High Admiral Aurelius has lined up ready. Including carriers, with planes and 'copters. We do have a wooden sail vessel, but for ceremonial purposes, so that there's a yard arm to hang the rebels from.

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The enemy cares not for your integrity. She will show no sympathy nor any mercy to those you hold dearest, to that which is your honor, your pride, and your humanity, for this is something the tyrant chooses to object in light of the basic decencies that applies to all of human life. The war we face today is an unholy one, brought and waged against a monstrosity so ferocious and unforgiving in her sinister agenda that no mere mortal words can hope to put it into understanding.

 

We face an onslaught of cowardice and wickedness, of fear and of intimidation, but one that can be counteracted with our own arsenal, which has evolved beyond that which are weapons and the fodder of men, one that is commanded by the morals of bravery, heroism, and inner-strength of those what wield them. As a people who are now divided by the swift sword of tyranny, blazed by the black fire to separate us from those who would later betray us, we now see, from its fiery shadows, where the true demons of this world have come to dwell in, and we must unite as one, beneath the banners of this Lounge, if we and our children are ever to see her free again.

 

Lose not hope my brothers and sisters, my friends and my family, for hope can never be snuffed away, no matter how deep and dark oppression may seem. Let us forgive ourselves and each other, rather than squander our resources in meaningless conflicts when a more serious one now threatens to swallow our ways of existence. The dark horde that approaches will bring the greatest test that we must not fail, for if we do, the horror from these resulting consequences will forever be irrevocable. The war has begun, and now, we face a grim and speechless moment in the Lounge's history, but it is one we can turn around and purify. Stay brave my companions, preserve your stewardship, for if Ginny is to be vanquished, we will need it to purge this land of her unholy ilk!

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