Necromancer G Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I was surfing the internet when I found a video of a man who people claim could defeat Chuck Norris. After watching this video, I thought that he could defeat Chuck Norris. Video link to Techno Viking Techno Viking video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoogieMonster Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I was going to make a joke, but I forgot how big that guy is, plus he did protect the girl so I'll shut up this time. Chuck Norris doesn't dance because in his presence, all music becomes angelic praises of his conquests and the chorus is the death gurgles of his enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 You dare insult Techno Viking by praising Chuck Norris! :ohmy: Blasphemy! Guess its a matter of opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kresselack Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Blasphemy indeed! Techno Viking will command commoners to give him free water and drown the heathen "Chuck Norris" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamBatosai Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Wow. Thank you for wasting away 4:01 of my life watching some shirtless guy shake his man-boobs around for the camera. :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 cool!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raroth Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Pity for those who cannot understand the greatness of the Techno Viking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 ALL HEIL DASTECHNO VIKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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