Necromancer G Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here are the Lyrics to the intro song of the movie "The Pest". I took me a couple of times watching it to get it all down. I like to party with my babes,Cruise 'n creepPlayin' three card monty on these crazy streetsStraight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minuteSo low to the floor pick the pocket on a midgetSlick shyster, The pest meisterLivin' life in Miami's ViceMa see, nobody messin' with the frog, seeWhere's your Messiah now?na na na na na na na na na na na naNice lady I'm hurting I'm hurtingI'm sexy but I'm hurtingAlright alreadyI'm ridiculous, like a booger I stick to thisTake a wiff of thisOne stinky dinky, ha ha haTwo stinky dinky, ha ha haVoodoo mambo, chili congoOld school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stopVoodoo mambo, chili congoOld school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stopVoodoo mambo, chili congoMirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?It's the schemingest keenest scam artistGod it's so hard to be modest!Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbolSo slick I stole the wick from his candlestickI'm in the mood to scamSimply because I canI'm Aladdin HoudiniDisappear in a flash with your cashAnd I'm back like a genieHey Lucy, I'm homeDon't do that to me Lucy!Freak to the east, freak to the westGreat booties and big chestThen yes, ya'll it's like thatWhy certainly, yuck yuck yuckGet stupid get retartedCuz Pest will get the party startedWhich way did he go, George?Which way did he go?Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrociousWhat a maroon! What a maroon!What a freak! What a sucker-butt!I'm a man of a million disguisesI'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'emSo scientific, hate to be specificE equals M C squaredMultiply, divide it, slide up inside itBend it, mix itDamn, I'm terrific! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyro1201 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Here are the lyrics from the famous beer song by Wierd Al.You can hear the song on youtube ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,comes in bottles or in cans…BEER! cant get enough of it…BEER!how we really love it…BEER!makes me think i'm a man…BEER! i can kiss and hug it…BEER!but i'd rather chug it…BEER!got my belly up to here…BEER! i cannot refuse a…BEER!i could really use a…BEER, BEER BEER! BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.(burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.here, have some pretzelsno, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitzha ha ha. drink with your family, drink it with your friendsdrink till your fat , stomach distends,beer, is liquid bread its good for you, we like to drink till we spew, ew who cares if we get fat i'll drink to that as we sing once more… what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,what comes in bottles or in cans…BEER! cant get enough of it…BEER!how we really love it…BEER! makes me think i'm a man…BEER! i can kiss and hug it…BEER! but i'd rather chug it…BEER!fill my belly up to here…BEER! golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me, BEER!the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray! (Burp) i love that song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My two favorite funny songs? Both of these, when I first heard them, had me laughing so hard I had to sit down. #1: Suddenly It's Christmas - Loudon Wainwright III (couldn't find a link to the full song on the web) Suddenly it's ChristmasRight after Hallowe'enForget about ThanksgivingIt's just a buffet in between.There's lights and tinsel in the windowThey're stocking up the shelves.Santa's slaving at the North PoleIn his sweatshop full of elves. There's got to be a build-up To the day that Christ was born.The halls are decked with pumpkinsAnd ears of Indian corn.Dragging through the falling leavesIn a one-horse open sleigh,Suddenly it's Christmas Seven weeks before the day. Suddenly it's ChristmasThe longest holiday.When they say "Season's Greetings"They mean just what they say.It's a season, it's a marathonRetail eternityAnd it's not over 'til it's overAnd you throw away the tree. Outside it's positively balmyIn the air nary a nip,Suddenly it's ChristmasUnbuttoned and unzipped.Yes, they're working overtimeSanta's little runts,Christmas comes but once a yearAnd goes on for two months. Christmas carols in DecemberAnd November too,It's no wonder we're depressedWhen the whole thing is through.Finally it's January Let's sing "Auld Lang Syne"But here comes another heartacheShaped like a Valentine. Suddenly it's ChristmasThe longest holiday,The season is upon usA pox! It won't go away!It's a season, it's a marathonRetail eternity,And it's not over 'til it's overAnd you throw away the tree.No it's not over 'til it's overAnd you throw away the tree.It's still not over 'til it's overAnd you throw away the tree. #2: If You Wanna' Be Happy - Jimmy Soul - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpR2-9EvsQ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeSo for my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeSo for my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look smallAnd very often causes his downfallAs soon as he married her and then she startsTo do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wifeA-you'll be happy for the rest of your lifeAn ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on timeAnd she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeSo for my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you [sax solo] Don't let your friends say you have no tasteGo ahead and marry anywayThough her face is ugly, her eyes don't matchTake it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeSo for my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you [spoken:]Say man!Hey baby!I saw your wife the other day!Yeah?Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeSo for my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you(repeat chorus 3x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 The Purple People Eater was the #1 song for 6 weeks in 1958and the #24 song of the 1955-1959 rock era. It sold over 3 million records and received a Gold Record within 3 weeks after it was released. And over 100 Million Copies Overall!!! Words and music by Sheb Wooley. Well I saw the thing comin' out of the skyIt had the one long horn, one big eye.I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterSure looks stange to me. Well he came down to earth and lit in a treeI said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat meI heard him say in a voice so gruffI wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eaterone-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eaterone-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to me. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your lineHe said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fineBut that's not the reason that I came to landI wanna get a job in a rock and roll band Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purplepeople eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'purple people eaterFlyin' purple people eatersure looks strange to me. And then he swung from the tree and lit on theground. He started to rock, really rockin' aroundIt was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom) Well, bless my soul, rock and rollflyin' purple people eater.Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.Flyin' little people eaterSure looks strange to me. And then he went on his way, and then what doyou know. I saw him last night on a TV show.He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em deadPlayin' rock and roll music through the horn inhis head...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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