Sheep Wars: The Awakening

[Thor.]

Epic RP ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

 

Hello Antisheeplings we need more support for this rp to continue, its a scifi mystery and war all wrapped up into one big humorous story that will make ya cheer for joy. Its the most amazing rp to ever to hit the Nexus. You will be shocked, and amazed at the plot thats unraveling even as i speak.

 

Ginnyfizz: the evil Dictator plotting revenge against the lounge

 

Syco21 Ginnyfizz's Chief Commander, the evil msysterious hologram that came out of no where, but the Signal was traced to Sheeptonia which our Dreadnought fleet Destroyed years ago.

 

The mystery if the origin if the hologram transmission must be found. Have they awakened the evil sheep Overlord of Sheeptonia.

 

We couldn't destroy him but managed to trap him.

 

Brokenergy true Queen of the lounge out To destroy all evil and must be respected at all cost. We have a mystery to resolve, And a possible bigger threat awaits, the Sheep Evil Overlord Darth BAAHHHH...

 

This rp is getting to Epic for the lounge so we decided to bring you one of the most heart touching, heart pounding rp ever concieved in the nexus.

 

Welcome to Sheeptonia WAARRSS!!!

 

You can be anything you want in this rp, as long as it stays true to the story. try to out do us at all costs, people already have been role playing this idea sense the dawn of time. Well 2 years in the making. :teehee:

 

Just keep this in mind Sheep are evil

So who is up for it :teehee:

 

We need

 

There is no real strict rp rules for this rp, use your imagination, and try to follow along as we go along.

 

You can be as technical as much you want, like age, weapons, specializations, career and so on.

 

I figured the rp nexus needed something different, so why not something humorous for a change, and open to all.

 

A good start for new comers to the rp world.

You can be bad or good in this rp, choose your side wisely or you might end up in tiny pieces. :teehee:

Edited July 11, 2012 by Thor.

[brokenergy]

I plan my troops to destoy these false leaders, for I am the only one can rule 10 galaxies with an iron fist

[ginnyfizz]

What complete and utter tripe (that's partly cured cow's stomach and particularly disgusting).

 

Brokenenergy The Deluded as your figurehead? The one who keeps spamming the same post about "Do you like Galactic Rule?"

 

You know I'll never give up because I know I am right, so you might as well.

[Thor.]

Thats the spirit, Remember the rules of the forum still apply here, just keep up what we've been role playing but with a twist. :thumbsup:

 

 

the added twist is the sheep, remember the invasion force which is even greater evil then your worst enemy.

 

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

Edited July 6, 2012 by Thor.

[VesemirTheWitcher]

Vezlog.

earth time, 3:51 PM, july 7th, 2544. it's been a month since i ran away from those sheepships. jones, my cellmate, said i couldn't do it. who's laughing now, you dumb lizard?!

 

damage scan said The Rusher's right wing had become faulty. oh yeah, i remember...

right wing was shot down as i sped up. thankfully brok the spacequeen jumped right on in to distract the MiniWoolballs chasing me down. i don't know if she made it, but i doubt she was shot, either. after all, she IS a spacequeen.

 

ah, i see planet Deake. good. i was running out of the necessities. i don't care if the residents are on good terms with the woolies. i just can't survive the trip to another planet. hang on, maybe i can land on their moon. let me check the database...

 

<mInImIzE LOG>

 

http://cend.comuv.com/photos/ebb145bdffd3.gif

>> run ETPS...

Extra terrestrial positioning system now running. please choose region.

>> >RGN NO 419-3

>> >lock on Deake.

>> >Planet name: Deake

------------VOLUME = 0.784xEV (earth volume)

------------GRAVITY = 0.83xEG (earth gravity)

------------NORM WEATHER: SUNNY

------------BODIES OF WATER: 2

------------------------TYPE: SALT WATER.

------------------------INHABITED: UNINTELLIGENT CREATURES.

------------CONTINENTS: 3

------------COUNTRIES: 18

------------------------TYPE: DESERT, FOREST, ICEBERG

------------------------INHABITED: HUMANOIDS, UNINTELLIGENT CREATURES.

------------TEMPERATURE

------------------------D: 43deg centigrades

------------------------N: -2deg centigrades

------------------------------------|>DOMELIFE: N

------------POLITICAL SYSTEM: DEMOCRACY

------------OWNED BY: ---

------------CONTROLLED BY: LOCAL AUTHORITY

------------------------PRIMARY EXPORTS: IRON, COPPER

------------------------PRIMARY IMPORTS: NECESSITIES, MINING BOTS

------------ENERGY SOURCE = SUN

------------------------------------|>Sun name: ICARUS 23

------------------------------------|>Type: RED Dwarf

------------------------------------|>Estimated age left: 9BIL.YRS.

------------MOONS = 1

------------------------------------|>moon name: SCRIT

------------------------------------|>DOMELIFE: Y

------------------------------------|>INHABITED: SHEEP, HUMANOIDS.

------------------------------------|>NOTE: NOT CONTROLLED BY PLANET.

------------------------------------|>CONTROLLED BY SHEEP.

 

<mAxImIzE LOG>

 

NOPE.

i'll be lucky to survive this landing.

entering trade route. wouldn't want to attract attention.

/ENDLOG

______________________________________________

outtacharacter: got help from:

http://textanim.com/ http://ygingras.net/yould

honestly, i only have a vague idea where i'm going with this, work with me here.

Edited July 8, 2012 by vesemir the witcher

[ginnyfizz]

I find that sheep are tasty when introduced to a combination of garlic, rosemary and lemon. They are also useful for their wool and leather, therefore we should not seek to exterminate them, but to control them. Just roast them one by one I say.

[brokenergy]

Men! We must perpare our forces of the fleet. I know things are tough, we are surrounded by enemies but we must remember that we are an empire founded on glory and power. We can fight this false emperor and dictator and we can fight against this threat. Together we can win against these fools and continue the glory of this glorious empire! FOR THE EMPIRE!

[VesemirTheWitcher]

Vezlog.

earth time, 10:36 AM, july 9th, 2544.

Situation, still closing in on Deake.

just got a rather exciting speech transmitted to me from the humanoid's council. i knew brok's voice the instant i heard it. good gal. bet she took all those MiniWoolballs down with ease...

 

<mInImIzE LOG>

http://cend.comuv.com/photos/ebb145bdffd3.gif

>> run APS...

http://cend.comuv.com/photos/d405c24be657.gif

.auto pilot system.

Target planet: RGN NO 419-3, Deake.

ETA: 36.4 HRS.

 

<mAxImIzE LOG>

 

not long now... i'm so very tired.

think i'll just go sleep. what can happen?

/ENDLOG

[AnotherAverageName]

What the hell is this??? I do love sheep, but I don't think I would eat a whole one... o_O Da codes confuse me!! Edited July 8, 2012 by AnotherAverageName

[brokenergy]

Brokenergy: Captain, set course to planet XAN6798 and perpare our forces for the impending battle.

 

Captain: Yes milady!

 

*Leaves the brig*

 

Brokenergy: Scout Thane! Find Lord K00L and tell him to bring his troops to sector 9. Also, find the one they call ves and bring him to me.

 

Scout Thane: It shall be done!

 

Brokenergy's thoughts *If I can find a group of Asari commandos, STG squad and a Turian frigate maybe I could stand a chance but alas the failings of fan fiction... unless I was Doctor Who. Damn I wish I was Doctor Who, maybe the first female doctor? No that's too stupid, everyone knows that the 9th doctor was the best. Is it right? I can't remember. Oh well, at least there is no jedi, so yay! I going to watch Firefly now!*

 

*Brokenergy leaves the brig*