Jump to content

Sheep Wars: The Awakening


Thor.

Recommended Posts

I see our resident space cadet still persists with her delusion of galactic domination.

You should know that brokenergy is actually in the Tower of London (we moved her from the dungeon to nicer lodgings on compassionate grounds) after her attempted coup against me and her fleet is only in her mind. She is in no position to fight the woolly menace.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Race: Dreadsonian

 

Career: Ship captian general and loyal Admiral of Queen brokenergy's fleet of 15 and counting dreadnought ship citys. Also Brain Hunter.

 

Age 3000 years old

 

Personality nice yet demanding, also obsest with Dreadnought maker :teehee: :whistling: Once you get to know me, people tend to call me a BAAAHH??? i can never figure that one out, secret insult i guess. :( How rude then, off with there brains.

 

Ginnyfizz is delusional, she is the real evil, check out her city and Death Tower. The clouds are evil red i tell you.

 

Queen Brokenergy is true and atleast as democracy and Free health care to all. and social benefits. And what does grinnyfizz have, well only she knows that.

We must find this secret transmission, The Chief commander has awakened Darth BAAHHH and i can tell you hes all hoofed out to destroy us :whistling:

Edited by Thor.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yes they also clean up after themselves to, ganators so to speak, very efficient indeed. Edited by Thor.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now why didn't i think of that before, hmmm what if they go rogue. Brains are easier to control???

 

All well prisoners it is then, the whole prisoner idea seem so foreign to me :wacko:

Edited by Thor.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ugh... what happened?! i hear some people around but i just can't open my eyes... my eyes hurt so much...

i... i think i remember.

 

*flashback: The rusher's sleeping quarters*

*rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble

*BOOM*

huh?! what's that?

*footstep on metal sound could be heard from behind the sleeping quarter's door, a man's shadow appears on the dim yellow-lit window on the door.*

 

where's my sidearm zapster?!

 

*l looked to the far side of the room, noticing the zapster being plugged in a charger*

 

buh, why do i always end up in these situations?!

 

*The door slammed open, and an unknown leader man with two others rushed in the room*

*they saw nothing*

 

I jumped out from behind the door and hit two of them in their heads before a third one rushed in and held me back and the leader tazed me in the face... the pain was unbearable. everything blurred out...

 

I barely open my eyes. my head hurts like hell. all i see is a bright white light.

 

man1: "he's back with us. was it really necessary?! you could have just told him--"

man2: "I COULD -NOT- HAVE TOLD HIM. not with him taking my men down like... like...

CURTAINS."

 

the white light moves away and i notice three men and one lizard humanoid standing next to the bed i lied on. one of them is wearing white all over. the other is the leader. i don't know the rest of them. i raise my head slowly and look at the rest of the room, noticing two other men in beds next to me, with bandages around their head. they give me a cross look. i want to look around more but the pain is too much to bear.

 

man1: "curtains? *sigh* stop making an ass of yourself. just take him to her."

 

HER? ... Ginny?!

oh, no... I gotta get out! quick!

 

i struggle, only to notice i was already tied to the bed. i try to struggle more but my head hurts so much i let out a shout. the man in white injected me in the neck with something.

 

man1: "whoa, whoa, champ. slow down. you're among friends."

he turned to the leader. "go tell her he's back with us".

 

the pain drifts away as the injection is quickly absorbed within my body.

 

-where... where am i? where's the rusher?

man1: your ship is fine. hang in there, you'll learn the answer to your first question soon enough.

 

the leader comes back in, his face slightly red. i can see his badge reads "Thane".

he takes me through a dozen chambers without saying a word. we finally enter a gigantic dome-like control room. i notice a kickass commander's chair in the middle, with its back turned to me. i knew brok's voice right away. she was debating with an extra terrestrial creature.

 

thane: He's here, captain.

Edited by vesemir the witcher
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...