Silly suggestions

[exanimis]

This is so funny! We really should consider making this mod. Would anyone be interested in doing it? I'm new to modding but this would be the funniest mod ever made if we did. We could make this a forum community project :)

[Shadowcran]

lol, take a look at all the silly suggestions. There's 75 in total, but 1 in every 5 is a real suggestion. I for one, would like to see a stuttering bard perform.

[Shadowcran]

76) Forrest Gump & Bubba NPC companions...yes, imagine your thrill as you have these 2 accompanying you everywhere you go. From Gump's constant cries for Jenny to Bubba's neverending types of shrimp recipes, you'll never get bored.

 

77) Realistic priests- Now you'll be afraid to be alone with them. You'll need a companion with you just to make sure you're not seduced. Beware of most as they're drunk on wine.

 

78) New spell-Mushroom cloud. Cast this spell and you don't have to worry about one damned thing, except someone getting the imprint of your shadow out of a wall...if there's any walls left standing. Just the thing to destroy that pesky rat that's attacking.

 

79) New state of government for Oblivion- Socialism. yes, now you too can have free medical care(of course, no real doctor will want to practice it, so you'll be given a goblin shaman), and the way of life that made such a paradise out of such successful countries as post ww2 Czechoslavakia, Poland, or even HUNGARY!!! Let's just hope that some rich country decides to bail us out, eh?

 

80) Hells Angels faction- Yes, with this you can join the Hells angels. You can do such exciting activities as drive a motorcycle, wear tough gaylike leather, and ...stand around and intimidate people....hours of fun..

[exanimis]

76) Forrest Gump & Bubba NPC companions...yes, imagine your thrill as you have these 2 accompanying you everywhere you go. From Gump's constant cries for Jenny to Bubba's neverending types of shrimp recipes, you'll never get bored.

 

They would have to be immune to all weapons and magic and have higher life points than Marunes Deagon or everybody would just kill them both.

 

 

78) New spell-Mushroom cloud. Cast this spell and you don't have to worry about one damned thing, except someone getting the imprint of your shadow out of a wall...if there's any walls left standing. Just the thing to destroy that pesky rat that's attacking.

 

I would download this just for the pleasure of killing everything and everyone in the game in one shot but you yourself would have to survive at least a short time so that you could see the devastation.

[xXxDARKNESSxXx]

A spell that removes all your clothes and kills all npcs within a certian distance. Spell called THE FLASHER or FLASH

A delayed spell that after you cast it you watch a creature IE a pig fall from the sky and kill the npc.

A spell called "You Killed Kenny!" that summons a bunch of rats that kill your enemy.

pong with a barrel and you and another npc go against each other

a flower as a weapon

a blow up doll as a decoy, you cast decoy and an inflatable blow up doll pops up and your attackers goes after it

when an npc swings at you a misses, they fall over from swinging so hard. then if there is a hill they just roll down the hill

when they swing a hammer over thier head, the head of the hammer falls off and hits them in the head

you pull out a wand a blow bubbles at your attacker

you run up and hug and kiss your attacker till they stop and flee from you

you give them a "disease" and watch them die slowly maybe in bed because it is such a slow and painfull death

you blow off a limb like a leg and watch them crawl after you and suffer

[wasder]

How about:

Some South Park npcs

A spell that causes people to sing "Everybody was kung fu fighting..."

A mod that makes people mumble incoherently

A spell that causs people to uncontrollably backflip. This could be made (Backwards dodge?)

A spell that makes people wear tutus

A mod so you can play as a really, really fat man

a spell that gives people giant ears

SPATULAS

[exanimis]

How about:

 

A mod that makes people mumble incoherently

 

You aren't around any teens are you?

 

@ Darkness

 

a blow up doll as a decoy, you cast decoy and an inflatable blow up doll pops up and your attackers goes after it

 

I want that spell

[wasder]

How about:

 

A mod that makes people mumble incoherently

 

You aren't around any teens are you?

 

I want that spell

 

I am one. Ha! :biggrin:

[rondivu]

> A spell that works like the BFG of Doom!

 

> A spell that makes the target attack himself

I think the spell of Doom is duable but I doubt people would want to since... well there are already massively powerful spells in spell packages like Multitude of Magecraft, PJ's Spell Compendium, Tims Spells, and lets not forget Midas Magic.

[rondivu]

yeah, i forgot about bad language filters, its strange that we would need to filter our language for oblivion though, when they swear in the game.

Lets not forget its violent overtones and the fact that we can put naked people and lewd pervasively pervy animations into the game... stay responsible kiddies.