Mattias Pavayne Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :D Hey guys! Long time morrowind gamer first time forumer guy thingy...So i just wanted to sy hi to everyone.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandorssen Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Welcome! I too have been on this forum for only a short period of time, and already I have learned a lot. Using common courtesy and good comportment will get you far. Also, try to use the English language as best you can; of course, for many on this forum, English is a second tongue (in particular, the lads from Scotland), and they may be excused. But good spelling and good grammar better help to convey your real meaning. Also, don’t be afraid to ask a question. The only meaningless question is the one not asked. But before you begin posting “When is MEMod being released?”, please do yourself a favor and use the search function. The moderators (and the other forum users in general) greatly dislike the same query over and over, and will most certainly resort to pointing out the question was answered elsewhere, along with a warning not to engage in such behavior. And everyone has always said, please read carefully over the rules and regulations governing this forum. They do spell out quite clearly what is and is not acceptable. Other than that, sit back, relax, and have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmac Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Greetings and welcome to the forums. Here is a list by Switch of Things Not to Do. Here are the Official Rules. Don't spam, use the Search function, have a fishy stick and have a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveme4whoiam Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Welcome one, welcome all, to this, the wonderful world of Source. Feel free to express yourself fully (within the strigent boundaries lain down by our founding father :lol: ) Anyway, hola and all that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 [AYBclone]How are you gentlemen? all your fishy stix are belong to me! You are on your way to join MWsource. you have no chance for crusty fish, make your time. Dont spam. Heh,heh,heh.......[/AYBclone] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Let me tell you about a girl I know,Had a drink about an hour ago.Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell. She heard a noise and she looked through the door.And saw a man she?d never seen before.Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the doorAnd took an empty seat next to her at the bar.?my brand new car is parked right outside. how?d ya like to go for a ride? ?And she said.?wait a minute I have to think.?He said, ?that?s fine. may I please buy you a drink?One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his carAnd they drove away someplace real far. Now babe the time has come.How?d ya like to have a little fun? And she said.? if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.? That?s when things got out of control.She didn?t want to, he had his way.She said, ?let?s go?He said, ?no way!?Come on babe it?s your lucky day.Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.Come on baby don?t be afraid,If it wasn?t for date rape I?d never get laid. He finished up and he started the carHe turned around and drove back to the bar.He said.?now baby don?t be sad, in my opinion you weren?t half-bad.?She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.Come on party people won?t you listen to me.Date rape stylie. The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy?s ass to court.Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ? she lies that little girlfriend!?The judge knew that he was full of poo and he gave him 25 yearsAnd now his heart is filled with tears. That night in jail it was getting late.He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That?s when things got out of control.The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.But that?s the way it had to be.They locked him up and threw away the key.Well, I can?t take pity on men of his kind,Even though he now takes it in the behind. That?s the way it had to be.They locked him up and threw away the key.Well, I can?t take pity on men of his kind,Even though he now takes it in the behind. Date rape She didn?t want to take it! Hello. ~This has been a random greeting by Wesaynothin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Hi there, have fun, chill and don't spam. Follow the ickle-bitty rules and we will love you! And don't forget the immortal words of Voltaire (except he said 'em in French) It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgen Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 [switchclone]Welcome to the forums, have fun and don't spam[/switchclone] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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